That's such a great idea. Hide your alcohol inside a loaf of bread or some pastry to sneak it into places. I feel retarded to have not come up with this idea :facepalm:
Just bring a lady friend and hide your liquor in her vagina. If they try to search her she will scream rape.
Get a big jacket and cut a hole inside the side pocket. You will find that you can now hide and abundance if things in this jacket by putting them in this hole and moving them into other parts of the jacket.
Just bring a lady friend and hide your liquor in her vagina. If they try to search her she will scream rape.
Get a big jacket and cut a hole inside the side pocket. You will find that you can now hide and abundance if things in this jacket by putting them in this hole and moving them into other parts of the jacket.
LOL, I like this idea. Not sure I know/would like to fuck any girls who could fit a whole bottle up her clunge though, so there might be a slight problem there.
Just bring a lady friend and hide your liquor in her vagina. If they try to search her she will scream rape.
Get a big jacket and cut a hole inside the side pocket. You will find that you can now hide and abundance if things in this jacket by putting them in this hole and moving them into other parts of the jacket.
As simple as it sounds, this works wonders. I've smuggled all sorts of shit (yes, alcohol included) into places like movie theaters, parks, school, etc.
Too bad I can't wear big jackets too often in this place.
However I have snuck weed into concerts because they didn't pat down women. :cool:
Females get searched where I am. They use manly looking woman cops/security to frisk them @ concerts.
They seem more concerned about alcohol than weed. After all! How many brawls have you seen in a bar compared to a 420 sesh?
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Get a big jacket and cut a hole inside the side pocket. You will find that you can now hide and abundance if things in this jacket by putting them in this hole and moving them into other parts of the jacket.
LOL, I like this idea. Not sure I know/would like to fuck any girls who could fit a whole bottle up her clunge though, so there might be a slight problem there.
As simple as it sounds, this works wonders. I've smuggled all sorts of shit (yes, alcohol included) into places like movie theaters, parks, school, etc.
Too bad I can't wear big jackets too often in this place.
However I have snuck weed into concerts because they didn't pat down women. :cool:
They seem more concerned about alcohol than weed. After all! How many brawls have you seen in a bar compared to a 420 sesh?
2. Fill with beer or mixed drink of your choice
3. Get shitfaced at a sporting event or festival for way less