If you had to show an alien the world for a week...
RemadE
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After watching this program about Amish kids going to London for a week during Rumspringa, I wondered what you would show an Alien fron another planet, who for arguments sake can understand English. Where would you take them? What historical events would you tell them about?
I think I'd show them the major Capital Cities (London, New York, Moscow, beijing etc), then talk about how Humanity repeats the same mistakes over again, but become more covert. Also show them films and great achievements of Humanity. We would also discuss power sources on their planet and learn something from them.
I think I'd show them the major Capital Cities (London, New York, Moscow, beijing etc), then talk about how Humanity repeats the same mistakes over again, but become more covert. Also show them films and great achievements of Humanity. We would also discuss power sources on their planet and learn something from them.
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By that logic, you would have no problems fucking a female camel.
After that I'd uhh... well shit, I'd show it the internet. Wikipedia. I'd show it movies. I'd play it some music. Some classical. Something with soul. Fuck. Then I'd play it some rock. Some rap. Some metal. I'd show it paintings. I don't know why - I've never appreciated visual works of art that much.
I'd show it footage of nuclear bombs. I'd show it pictures of WWII and WWI and teach it all about war as best I could.
That's pretty much it. Also I'd show it the pyramids and a ton of other massive structures if I could. In person.
Then I'd show it the Ancient Aliens series, and be like "so, was that you guys?" to everything the show mentions.
Then party with strippers, take them back to my
apt. do more coke, fuck them, alil more coke
pass out. repeat
2.go to mount. Everest, then snow board down it. then ask what the entity would do for fun if i came to visit on its native planet.
3.Organize a totse meet-up and have the entity as the guest of honor.
4.go to an AA meeting.
5.go tot he library, then visit Google.
6. enjoy a festival or special holiday on every continent. (Chinese new year, Christmas, Oktoberfest)
7. go to Africa and cure aids.
8. talk about sex. give a demonstration. or many.
9. trade video games.
10. have a slinky race, and then read Calvin and Hobbes
11. meet the worlds comedians
12. meet the worlds philosophers
13. spend our last day with my most special friends, and their families. BBQ, roast corn, some beers, the hot sun and the lake front. at night; guitar, songs, stories, more beers and possibly an intense unforgettable spiritual experience. i would teach the being about our togetherness that makes life sweet.:thumbsup:
Your logic is sound.
Anything you could show an intelligent life form that managed to travel 50 light years too get here would be like your little 2 year old cousin showing you his booger collection.
Aliens are not impressed with us do to their lack of interest.
There is a lot of truth to this. Earth is pretty much the backwoods Alabama trailer park of the galaxy.