Zoklet refugee internment and re education camp.
culinaryoverlord
Regular
(speaking through bullhorn)
Good afternoon, we the totse.community are happy to have you here, despite our traditional welcome of derision and insult. Please know that you are safe and will be fed, de loused, and given appropriate housing. Sanitary facilities are lacking at this point, so keep your shit to yourselves.
Please recognize that this is a true free speech forum, and that any interesting thread you may add is welcome. Given that you now have the right to express yourselves without fear of banishment, realize also that this comes with responsibility. Much is tolerated here, but to claw your way up from merely cruising for lulz and being tolerated should be your first goal. Informative posts about crime, hacking, drugs, and fucking shit up with acid/electricity/explosions are a good way to get out of this camp.
Now form into groups of three and choose one person to go to the special happy floral scented showers we have in that brick building, thats it, don't be afraid to convince your choice of his/her destiny using any means at your disposal. The survivors may now begin training at acolyte level. Enjoy.
This camp needs wardens as well, please post your choice of weaponry and the punitive measures you would carry out.
C/O
"Just call me overlord for now"
Good afternoon, we the totse.community are happy to have you here, despite our traditional welcome of derision and insult. Please know that you are safe and will be fed, de loused, and given appropriate housing. Sanitary facilities are lacking at this point, so keep your shit to yourselves.
Please recognize that this is a true free speech forum, and that any interesting thread you may add is welcome. Given that you now have the right to express yourselves without fear of banishment, realize also that this comes with responsibility. Much is tolerated here, but to claw your way up from merely cruising for lulz and being tolerated should be your first goal. Informative posts about crime, hacking, drugs, and fucking shit up with acid/electricity/explosions are a good way to get out of this camp.
Now form into groups of three and choose one person to go to the special happy floral scented showers we have in that brick building, thats it, don't be afraid to convince your choice of his/her destiny using any means at your disposal. The survivors may now begin training at acolyte level. Enjoy.
This camp needs wardens as well, please post your choice of weaponry and the punitive measures you would carry out.
C/O
"Just call me overlord for now"
Comments
this thread sucks nigar dick!
And should you wish to call me "Lord Faggot" while I have you tied up, this will be acceptable, perhaps lulzy.
Please report to the stoner lounge for guard duty, pants are optional.
So, Whats durking out here?
*comes to attention, salutes camel*
We have a good perimeter set up and are ready to start accepting refugee claims. The "showers" are operational as are the lab and the interrogation rooms. I'm not sure when the tide will hit, there are a few people milling about the holding pens waiting to be sorted now, but I can sense their lurking multitudes. Personally I hope we don't have to use the showers.
Nothing much yet, DarkOne, I appoint you chief interrogator. Uncomfortable they shall feel, yes?
C/O
"Sanchez!, where the hell is Sanchez?, he should have been here by now, fuck I need to get some sleep, someone guard the gate."
*Oils up the thumb screws and breaks out the fancy leather hood*
I'll man the electric chair. :mad:
I brought my own sponges.
Looks like they covered that sponge in barium nitrate/aluminum flash powder.
In respect to matters concerning public image, standard protocol requires the use of a sponge.
Whether or not the "executioner" (Mr. Grinch) decides to moisten said sponge, is dependent upon individual circumstance.
We wouldn't want to allow the public to think that our organization was by any means unethical.
Sorry grinch, your post count is a little low for such a position, help out Madrox in the lab perfecting new "soaps" for the "showers", this should be both fun and informative for you, and I will certainly consider you the first time an individual execution is required.
I sent grinch over, I need an array of chems for interrogation purposes, and a big bag of mysterious red capsules for myself, also the showers need a "soap" with better spazmodic properties, I want full out convulsions not just little twitches.
Ah Sanchez, I've been waiting for you, I need you to be the Grand Inquisitor, and my second in command. Your duty is to flush out the refugees and bring them to the camp after tenderizing them a bit. You get a uniform with lots of shiny stuff, a handgun of your choice, and I would suggest a cattle prod as well. Find us some flesh Sanchez.
*places corncob pipe in mouth and aviator specs on eyes, takes large pull off pipe, has coughing fit, then stares out over the growing camp,"they're out there somewhere, we just gotta bring em in and wash out the zok"*
C/O
"Oh my, this is rather fun"
*takes J Madrox aside and whispers 'the showers are a holocaust reference, a bad one'*
And the pills should be mostly some various amphetamines and something to cause progressive dementia on my part, so as I become more cruel and unusual over time, be creative.
Oh, those "Showers", why didnt you say so....
They will learn to respect us!!!
And you will learn the difference between 'too' and 'to.'
Fuck at this point I don't give a smelly spicks ass.
At least I didn't put a 2 inthere:D
You know, for a guy with such fucked up political ideologies you crack me up more than anyone on this site. :thumbsup:
You will also learn to link to an image that works.
Fixed.
Yes in fact, I place you in charge of the de-sensitization chambers, use the most robust hallucinogens made available by Doctor Madrox combined with the most graphic visuals you can find, don't mindwipe them completely, we want a little left to work with. Just make sure the concept of being whiny and butthurt is a distant memory.
C/O
"MS paint, hmmmm......"
Take tower two and establish crossed fields of fire with Missing(seldom)Muse, use rubber bullets to get their attention, then kill them.
IDK C/O, smells fishy from here...
Yep, bring her in, these pills are great by the way, I never really noticed
*reaches into pocket, takes a couple more*
Here, have some acid laced GHB to wash those down
Actually the Missing(seldom) was a reference to your aim.
I shall locate the target and extract the required data.
Ummm... what did we want to know again?
U :mad:?
No, I just wanted to call you a faggot :hai: