So the other day I had it off with a girl (I know, right! May as well celebrate..)
Anyway, for the first time in all my years blowing loads over/in/on females, I actually just chilled out and talked. For once I actually didn't get on my trousers and do a runner or get depressed and feel repulsed at this cum-dumpster staring me in the face. I usually come back and write about it, or just listen to music to make me forget it, but this girl was different.
Holy shit guys. I think..I think I like her
Anyway, what do you guys do after sex? And nothing stupid like "Put on my wizard cape". Also I just downed 250mg tramadol with no tolerance. Not sure why. Bring on the lectures!
Yet another reason why I hang my hat in Rolf's camp, for it is an enlightened dictatorship.
Sportscenter with beer
then you go for the ass rape right?:hai:
Glad to know I'm not alone in this though. I felt like a right poof when I was chilling what that girl last night. At least today, instead it was "Shit, reckon that's gonna stain my floor?" and then jumped out her ground floor window. Hoowah!
I just finished jerking it and my load went
FAR. Your mom missed out
Roll a joint
Listen to music/converse
Hide my wallet
Depending on who it is and where we are, one of us leaves shortly thereafter.
Lulz were had. +1, good sir.
you faggot cock sucker
I saw that pic on reddit.
I wouldn't know what I would do, because I'm still a virgin.
But always after bussin' it in her, she cleans me off with head
Anyways, I do the only thing you can do.
Give her a firm handshake.
And cab fare.
And send her the fuck home.
wtf? where was my cab fare??
You know when I saw you had replied to this I was like "oh shit"
T'was for teh LULZ.
It's soo good to hear it.
Night: repeat until one of us is sore