What do you do after sex?

RemadE · February 2011

So the other day I had it off with a girl (I know, right! May as well celebrate..)

Anyway, for the first time in all my years blowing loads over/in/on females, I actually just chilled out and talked. For once I actually didn't get on my trousers and do a runner or get depressed and feel repulsed at this cum-dumpster staring me in the face. I usually come back and write about it, or just listen to music to make me forget it, but this girl was different.

Holy shit guys. I think..I think I like her

Anyway, what do you guys do after sex? And nothing stupid like "Put on my wizard cape". Also I just downed 250mg tramadol with no tolerance. Not sure why. Bring on the lectures!

culinaryoverlord · February 2011

I used to tell her she could have one more hit then she had to fuck off, now I cuddle with my GF and discuss the future, I'm not really sure which I prefer.

MooseKnuckle · February 2011

you prefer the fuck off. i enjoy a cig with my women then go for round 2 or 3. depending how it is.

Rolf · February 2011

Depends if Grand Duchess Mrs.Rolf got off or not, states Rolf, for Rolf is well-trained, states Rolf. If said Mrs.Rolf got off, said Rolf will either sleep or discuss something, unless it's in a public location, then it's usually a quick cover up afterwards, states Rolf. If not, then Rolf will do the deed to get said Mrs.Rolf off, for Rolf is quite well-trained, proclaims Rolf.

Unknown · February 2011

It depends how late in the day it is, and how tired I am. If it's during the day then I'll usually go and make something to eat. If it's at night, we usually just watch TV in bed until we fall asleep.

culinaryoverlord · February 2011

Rolf wrote: »

Depends if Grand Duchess Mrs.Rolf got off or not, states Rolf, for Rolf is well-trained, states Rolf. If said Mrs.Rolf got off, said Rolf will either sleep or discuss something, unless it's in a public location, then it's usually a quick cover up afterwards, states Rolf. If not, then Rolf will do the deed to get said Mrs.Rolf off, for Rolf is quite well-trained, proclaims Rolf.

Yet another reason why I hang my hat in Rolf's camp, for it is an enlightened dictatorship.

FATTY_MCFUCKFACE · February 2011

Pakistanis sniff cum

BigHarryDick · February 2011

More sex?

how much?

Sportscenter

with beer

StephenPBarrett · February 2011

Cigarette, cuddle, more sex, cigarette, cuddle, more sex, cuddle, wait for her to go to sleep.

Tiny_Penis : ( · February 2011

pb&j with a cold glass of milk. always done it

BigHarryDick · February 2011

MissingMuse wrote: »

Cigarette, cuddle, more sex, cigarette, cuddle, more sex, cuddle, wait for her to go to sleep.

then you go for the ass rape right?:hai:

Mayberry · February 2011

Go take a piss. She can come drink if she wants.

dr rocker · February 2011

Go home and hope no one asks where I have been.

RemadE · February 2011

Actually turned into quite a fun thread

Rold and FMF, eh?
Glad to know I'm not alone in this though. I felt like a right poof when I was chilling what that girl last night. At least today, instead it was "Shit, reckon that's gonna stain my floor?" and then jumped out her ground floor window. Hoowah!

BigHarryDick · February 2011

you missed it

I just finished jerking it and my load went

FAR. Your mom missed out

ScuD · February 2011

wipe it off and enjoy the satisfaction. lay down some heavy pillow talk. kiss her in the sweet spot and do it again.

TSAoD · February 2011

Laying down and talking to each other after the sex is over.

Grinch · February 2011

Depends on the female and the situation concerning, although ideally:

Roll a joint
Listen to music/converse
Hide my wallet
Pass out

blindbat · February 2011

get out the krisco lube up her ass hole , put it in pull it out and have your self some chocolate ice cream.

Vizier · February 2011

I talked about Starcraft 2 once. It was pretty akward, to say the least.

RogueEagle91 · February 2011

Cuddle, clean up, smoke. This is after we're done done. It's usually cuddle, successive rounds, cuddle, clean up, smoke.

Depending on who it is and where we are, one of us leaves shortly thereafter.

Morningside · February 2011

Clear history. Cry.

RogueEagle91 · February 2011

Morningside wrote: »

Clear history. Cry.

Lulz were had. +1, good sir.

BigHarryDick · February 2011

lol/

MordFustang · February 2011

Tell here I have chlamidoghonaritis, just to see what happens.

BigHarryDick · February 2011

TSAoD · February 2011

^gay

BigHarryDick · February 2011

go fuck your mother

you faggot cock sucker

LordWorm · February 2011

Morningside wrote: »

Clear history. Cry.

:thumbsup:

pooka · February 2011

Say "Congratulations! You've got herpes!"

Dark Lord · February 2011

Pay & leave.

BitterConflict · February 2011

BigHarryDick wrote: »

I saw that pic on reddit.

I wouldn't know what I would do, because I'm still a virgin.

applesnoranges · February 2011

Sleep

ImmaChrgnMaLAZR · February 2011

Sometimes I'll make her lose the game

But always after bussin' it in her, she cleans me off with head

Philosoraptor · February 2011

Do a line, shot of whiskey, cigarette, take a shower, bang girl in said shower, then repeat the process.

buddha · February 2011

How did I miss this thread?

Anyways, I do the only thing you can do.

Give her a firm handshake.

And cab fare.

And send her the fuck home.

ducklips · February 2011

buddha wrote: »

How did I miss this thread?

Anyways, I do the only thing you can do.

Give her a firm handshake.

And cab fare.

And send her the fuck home.

wtf? where was my cab fare??

:p:

buddha · February 2011

ducklips wrote: »

wtf? where was my cab fare??

:p:

You know when I saw you had replied to this I was like "oh shit"

T'was for teh LULZ.

lazybum · March 2011

smoke weed then have more sex

bornkiller · March 2011

Shower.

Dark Kaiser Redux · March 2011

I wake up.

nomercy · March 2011

Go to bed.....

Average · March 2011

After she get's hers, I usually jack off to finish myself off. I'm addicted to masturbating and unfortunaly my hand only gets me off.

bornkiller · March 2011

Average wrote: »

After she get's hers, I usually jack off to finish myself off. I'm addicted to masturbating and unfortunaly my hand only gets me off.

Must be a mighty pretty looking hand? Or should I say handsome:rolleyes:

mynickname · March 2011

Depends who the girl is, someone i'm close to lay around shoot the shit, random bar girls get dressed leave and ask my friends if she was good looking...

Average · March 2011

bornkiller wrote: »

Must be a mighty pretty looking hand? Or should I say handsome:rolleyes:

It's soo good to hear it.

busx · March 2011

Mornings: shower and fuck her again in the shower, make breakfast, eat, then bend her over the table and go at it once more before work.

Night: repeat until one of us is sore

Thrillavanilla · March 2011

hit it and then bounce

kidgo · March 2011

wipe my cock on her fack then fall asleep

Speedbags · March 2011

I'm married so after sex I think about sexier women I couldn't fuck when I was single and get some sleep!

BigHarryDick · March 2011

kidgo wrote: »

wipe my cock on her fack

lol

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