Think back to your first girlfriend...
Is it just me, or do you think something along the lines of "What the fuck was I thinking?!"
My first girlfriend isn't attractive at all, and I'm pretty sure she is a bitch and has no friends. I have no idea what I was thinking back then, but I was obviously blind
My first girlfriend isn't attractive at all, and I'm pretty sure she is a bitch and has no friends. I have no idea what I was thinking back then, but I was obviously blind
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That answer your question?
Did you show them the fjords of Norway?
:hai::hai::hai::hai:
PS: How did he die?
He was playing volleyball and it rolled into the water. He went in to get it and the water was too cold. It was like he was there, and then gone. They didn't find him for 4 hours. I think I might loved him.
That reminds me of the time I decided to fake my own death to escape this one chick :hai:
When I lol, I lol Hard.:cool:
LOL. dumb bitch
I wish I could erase the memories.
lol fowler
Anyway... that aside, my last "assistant" was 2 years ago when I was 10 years old, she wouldn't leave me alone, all she wanted to play was doctors. I, being a child of originality and having a want to express learned talents, had a better idea. I'd been learning the effects and scientific nature behind hypnosis; after seeing one at the carnival perform it on the audience, it piqued my interest. I got her relaxed in her parents bedroom, with the background noise of quake drowning any other noise out, but being relaxing enough to put her into hypnotic state. I commanded her to suck my cock whilst I rolled her nipples between my fingers and squeezed and tug on them. I didn't cum much but she did a good enough job to make my pee-pee throb and my bellend roasting hot; needless to say, under my spell I got her to let me slide in and out of her tight cunt, loosened up slightly by my fingers and made easier with warm water from the bathroom tap, she'd got goosepimples all over her labia; in addition to being lubed up; she was relaxed. I slapped her everytime she yelped too loud, she yelped once too often and I headbutted her in the nose. She bagn to tear up even more so, I gave her a patronizing "kiss better" and carried on pumping my 10 year old meat into her tight twat.
I threatened to tell her father that she smokes (lie) if she told anyone of our session. Just to make sure the risk factor was decreased I had put her into another hypnotic state half an hour later and then we played hide and seek. She'd seemingly forgotten the event in all of its entirety.
I just watched big bang theory. I read this in the voice of Sheldon and it makes perfect sense that way.
:facepalm:
word. lol
like you bb.
dont be so mean to your mother.
Bitch has feelings to
Karma's a bitch though, now she weighs about 200lbs and I wouldn't touch her even if she asked. I always hold a grudge against her though because I've always wanted to fuck a virgin and she was perfect.