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NegrophobeNegrophobe Regular
edited February 2011 in Spurious Generalities
WOMEN'S ENGLISH;

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

We need. = I want.

I am sorry = you'll be sorry.

Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to.

We need to talk = I need to complain.

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead.

I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive.

You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like.
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  • TSAoDTSAoD Regular
    edited February 2011
    WOMEN! Can't stand them, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D :mad:
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  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited February 2011
    indecision at it's finest.
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  • IndulgenceIndulgence Regular
    edited February 2011
    This is actually true for many women, sadly. I don't understand what's so difficult about direct communication, or why anyone would want to have sex with the lights off. Boring as hell.
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  • BitterConflictBitterConflict Regular
    edited February 2011
    Some of them are true and others sound stupid.
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited February 2011
    Yes = No

    No = Yes

    Maybe = No

    Perfect. This is actual perfection, I swear.
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited February 2011
    I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

    gets me everytime.

    "Are you upset cause you found out i was
    at strip club blowing our rent money on
    Bitches, drinks, and a 40?"
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  • FATTY_MCFUCKFACEFATTY_MCFUCKFACE Regular
    edited February 2011
    Didn't we just have a thread a few days ago bemoaning the sausagefest status of totse.info?
    I think threads like this may have something to do with it.
    also, agreed 110% as usual negrophobe.
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  • SliceSlice Regular
    edited February 2011
    Hahaha classic
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  • RolfRolf Regular
    edited February 2011
    Indulgence wrote: »
    I don't understand *snip* why anyone would want to have sex with the lights off. Boring as hell.

    Rolf's 17th birthday consisted of three girls, and sex with the lights off, the challenge to Rolf was to determine who was fucking said Rolf at what time, states Rolf.
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  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited February 2011
    Rolf wrote: »
    Rolf's 17th birthday consisted of three girls, and sex with the lights off, the challenge to Rolf was to determine who was fucking said Rolf at what time, states Rolf.

    dogs says moose.
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  • IndulgenceIndulgence Regular
    edited February 2011
    Rolf wrote: »
    Rolf's 17th birthday consisted of three girls, and sex with the lights off, the challenge to Rolf was to determine who was fucking said Rolf at what time, states Rolf.

    I can only hope to one day be as great as Rolf.
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