Totse Needs You.

DfgDfg Admin
edited August 2010 in Help and Suggestions
I am making this thread as a user. I don't hold any positions here but we all know that doesn't matter. Unlike Zoklet I think we should be more open about things. Sooner or later we will need help from Totse members and I think we should compile a list of users and their skills.

The process is simple. Post in the thread and mention what you can do for Totse or what you're good at. We will need programmer, SEO experts, Web designers, Database operators, Writers etc.

User - What Can You Do For Totse
Dfg > Writer, Knows how to market something on the Internet, can bring traffic via different means. Can edit and publish articles and manage large amounts of data.

We need an HTML/PHP coder for fixing the title bars and site links.
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  • VizierVizier Regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm a good writer I guess and get along with most of the people. Know a little bit of everything but yeah, we need experts, totse experts.

    We should try to bring a lot of people here if this thing is gonna flow. After all, it's what a community is all about. Hopefully no more lousy administration.
  • HippieTrippieHippieTrippie Regular
    edited July 2010
    HippieTrippe - I can write articles for multiple topics, and code HTML if that helps.
  • JackJack Regular
    edited July 2010
    I can write, do general proofreading/copyediting, research/fact-checking, type (hell I don't know, maybe something needs to be transcribed), crank out HTML and PHP with CSS, know a little about various things.
  • MarijuanasaurusMarijuanasaurus Regular
    edited July 2010
    Marijuanasaurus- I can bring the lulz, as long as I dont get infracted 3 times and permabanned. I smoke a lot of weed and like to theorize our existence, but really I cant bring anything to the table at this time as I am uneducated.
  • v0xv0x Regular
    edited July 2010
    SEO expert, but I hate doing work. If you give me someone to do the work for me, we'll be at the top of the search results for homemade bombs and how to get high in no time.

    Also, I'm competent in web design, and can get financing in... ways....

    Oh, if we're talking about forums, I'm good in MMM, BI, and NS&H.
  • SophiaSandboxSophiaSandbox Regular
    edited July 2010
    AliceWut- If I put my mind to it I could write something...Preferably with movies/music/books. I dunno. Don't really have any ideas right now cause I'm falling asleep but I'm a baller at being a helping hand!
  • edited July 2010
    I know the foundations of inorganic chemistry and have dabbled in O chem and have read many philosophies from from the Thales to the Frankfurts. I know a fair bit about fungal taxonomy and some botanical taxonomy, have lived in GA, and am well acquainted with hematophages. I can handle my fair share of data and have dabbled in html.
  • TheGreenDoctorTheGreenDoctor Regular
    edited July 2010
    There's not much I know that I feel is worth anything, but I will do my best to help out where I can.
  • Agent 008Agent 008 Regular
    edited July 2010
    I've got some skills that could be very handy. I'm already working on something... Watch out for news.
  • 1357913579 Death Cog Machine
    edited July 2010
    13579- I can nigger-rig just about anything. Tech-forums and DIY are my home. I can write guides and make things, that's all that really comes to mind besides the obvious (Typing, proof-reading, deleting spam). I can attempt to advertise on a few other website/some online games I play, along with real life. I already have a few friends who are planning on registering.
  • My Mom Is DeadMy Mom Is Dead Regular
    edited July 2010
    My Mom Is Dead>Gives a mean blowjob.
  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2010
    Agent 008 wrote: »
    I've got some skills that could be very handy. I'm already working on something... Watch out for news.

    Yo agent.

    Glad you made it over.

    Haven't seen you on Zoklet for awhile.
  • CrazzyassCrazzyass Regular
    edited July 2010
    Crazzyass: Can write articles on a wide variety of information: music, guitars, drumset, composing, firearms, bad ideas, combat, martial arts, travelling, languages, cooking, reading, writing, and a lot lot more. My areas of expertise, however, tend to be music, bad ideas, and cooking.

    I'd be willing to serve in whatever way I am needed.
  • Habaner0Habaner0 Regular
    edited July 2010
    Habanero: knows shit about space. and takes pictures.:o
  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2010
    I'll be quite honest, I have no Specific talent that I could use in bringing this new totse up.

    I just plan to post a shitload to keep this mother fucker burning.
  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited July 2010
    i know about electronics and radio
  • HTS-NoobHTS-Noob Regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm officially going to start learning PHP/MYSQL/Whatever. Just point me in the right direction. I don't know what I'll be able to do - I get the feeling that by the time I've learned anything of value the problems I could solve will already be fixed - but... I have a really good feeling about this site. Whatever the case, if there's anything that's ever going to get me to start learning this stuff, it'll be the chance to help keep this site afloat.

    Oh and Hellish, if you don't mind my asking when do you think you'll get VBSEO or whatever?
  • metameta Regular
    edited July 2010
    I know a bit about Chemistry, Phyisics, and general science.
  • edited July 2010
    I can offer plenty on the computer/night-ops side of things. I also wrote a pickpocketing guide a couple years ago which I plan on posting up soon.
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited July 2010
    I'm a graphic designer.
  • HellishHellish Regular
    edited July 2010
    HTS-Noob wrote: »
    I'm officially going to start learning PHP/MYSQL/Whatever. Just point me in the right direction. I don't know what I'll be able to do - I get the feeling that by the time I've learned anything of value the problems I could solve will already be fixed - but... I have a really good feeling about this site. Whatever the case, if there's anything that's ever going to get me to start learning this stuff, it'll be the chance to help keep this site afloat.

    Oh and Hellish, if you don't mind my asking when do you think you'll get VBSEO or whatever?
    I dont know if i can get vBseo, the guy is out of stock.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2010
    Hellish wrote: »
    I dont know if i can get vBseo, the guy is out of stock.

    http://www.vbseo.com/purchase/

    Damn, anyway we will find a workaround. Btw Zoklet did have VBseo but it did slow down the server by a very wide margin.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Regular
    edited July 2010
    Anonymous - Not really sure what I can do but I can definitely do it when I figure out what it is I can do. :rolleyes:
  • brutusbrutus New Arrival
    edited July 2010
    brutus - I can write carding articles if you guys want. I also sell skimmers, so I have the ability to attract a whole new crowd of people here other than the standard shoplifters and petty thieves.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2010
    brutus wrote: »
    brutus - I can write carding articles if you guys want. I also sell skimmers, so I have the ability to attract a whole new crowd of people here other than the standard shoplifters and petty thieves.

    Awesome, you will like this section as well: http://www.totse.info/bbs/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=&f=14

    The guides you write will be published on the main page. Thanks for coming.
  • weathersweathers Regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm (actually, was :/) a pro writer/editor.

    Was a regular contributor to The Fortean Times.

    I can't promise much in the way of new content but don't mind lending an editorial/proofreading hand if needed.
  • blindbatblindbat Regular
    edited July 2010
    blindbat > hmmmm , uhhhh since i like to DL lots of porn until i get male ware. i think i'll be a good mod for the porn forum. also i know some HTML programming , use to know javascript injections but forgot:facepalm:.
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
    mr.blunt> I know nothing about computers, coding, internets, etc etc. I'm going to college for Forestry, so I know my fair share about that sort of shit, outdoorsy type stuff. Otherwise, I'm pretty useless and just post for the lulz:D

    Thank you for your consideration.
  • CloverClover Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    Clover: General web development, network security massa, and really general IT. It's my field of work so obviously...
  • CloverClover Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    Oh yeah I'm also a massa PHP/HTML coder since you specifically said you needed that.

    I PMed the admin and told him how I could help out.


    Btw, who the fuck is the admin? Was he a totsean? :confused:
  • 1357913579 Death Cog Machine
    edited July 2010
    My wondering exactly. Very little is known about him as far as I know.
  • muffinsmuffins Regular
    edited July 2010
    muffins I can contribute to the gearheads forum, write articles on how to sucessfully steal and sell items on ebay, mine the internet for useful things, and provide geniune content for lulz when needed

    Also planing to write a pedobaiting guide as i am pretty good at it
  • PacoPaco me administrator
    edited July 2010
    Paco - I contribute to BB and BI. I am also currently writing a Noob's Guide to Raiding.
  • The ExplanationThe Explanation Semo-Regulars
    edited July 2010
    I know Java pretty well, as well as a little HTML and CSS. I've thought about learning PHP/SQL, so if that's needed let me know. Also, I have superficial knowledge of a lot of subjects. I'm majoring in Chemistry, but I don't know much of anything yet.
  • CloverClover Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    I know Java pretty well, as well as a little HTML and CSS. I've thought about learning PHP/SQL, so if that's needed let me know. Also, I have superficial knowledge of a lot of subjects. I'm majoring in Chemistry, but I don't know much of anything yet.

    Yeah, this guy considered learning PHP and SQL so if you need any PHP and SQL work done, he'd be the perfect candidate.
  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2010
    I've been moving good threads I've made from zoklet to here to generate conversation.
  • Jolt890Jolt890 Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    Jolt890

    Knows a lot about animals, mainly reptilesNoah's Ark (I have over 50.)

    Also, knows a great amount about the The Great Outdoors and survival.

    Sometimes contributes to Bad Ideas, but mostly lurks for teh lulz.
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited July 2010
    I usually end up being useful in situations where I'd usually just stay out of the proceedings to avoid causing a mess. Like DFG I too am a writer, and also a musician, poet, and man of the times / philosopher. If you need help with some bullshit don't bother me tho :mad: jk
  • DeadHamDeadHam Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    Deadham/Son of Liberty

    Im a Geographer, so I know lots a random crap that most Westerns dont care about. I likes psychedelic drugs. Im into backpacking, both wilderness and travel. Im CPR certified.

    I think Im basically the man to go to if we plan on taking over a country again (Guatemala Ops or whatever that was/shameless plug to prove Im no newfag, excuse the 4chan lingo). A fuck it, why not, if Im already shamelessly promoting myself, I'd make a superb mod for Outdoor Living
  • StaplesStaples Regular
    edited July 2010
    RFA veteran here.

    &T4LYF
  • Gorilla GutsGorilla Guts Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    Gorilla Guts: im a chef so i can help out in oi if needed.
  • TruthWielderTruthWielder Regular
    edited July 2010
    I know the foundations of inorganic chemistry and have dabbled in O chem and have read many philosophies from from the Thales to the Frankfurts. I know a fair bit about fungal taxonomy and some botanical taxonomy, have lived in GA, and am well acquainted with hematophages. I can handle my fair share of data and have dabbled in html.

    Respectfully dude, Thales was a guy not a group.

    Philosophy, Martial Arts, Humanities, History, and Politics are my areas of easy disputation. Anything in this regard I could bring to totse. Also, we need to have a designer of a sort. If we had someone that could make a totse.info flyer and put it up around philosophy departments in college campuses...that would be badass.
  • Tommy LundTommy Lund Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    I have quite an extensive first hand experience with psycology and it`s medication, both inside and outside of mental institutions.
    I have 15 game systems and hundreds of games.

    So yea, those could help.

    Also, most of you know me. I guess that could be a positive thing. :p

    I guess the most important thing I could contribute is time. I usually spend at least 5 hours a day on my computer. Probably over twice that on a good day.

    This could be used towards forums, articles and whatnot.
  • edited July 2010
    Respectfully dude, Thales was a guy not a group.

    Philosophy, Martial Arts, Humanities, History, and Politics are my areas of easy disputation. Anything in this regard I could bring to totse. Also, we need to have a designer of a sort. If we had someone that could make a totse.info flyer and put it up around philosophy departments in college campuses...that would be badass.

    I know. Many see him as the father of science as he tried to explain natural phenomena as rationally as possible and contributed to geometry. I used him as he was one of the earliest Greek philosophers and I was trying to establish a little chronology there. I don't think I referred to him as a school :confused:. Perhaps I should have said "From the Vedics all the way to the Frankfurts."

    Also, I like the idea of attracting people of higher education as many will become parts of the scholarly and ruling classes.
  • PiggPigg Semo-Regulars
    edited July 2010
    Studying business studies and will be studying Chemistry and Biology from September all at A level, if that's any use. I've done some survival training and a fair bit of wild camping aswell.
    Pigg
  • SkittlesSkittles Regular
    edited July 2010
    Skittles > At the moment I'm doing freelance work for a graphic design company. Prior to that, I worked 3 years as Photoshop/Illustrator tutor for a polytechnic while I was studying. I studied Visual Arts and Design and now have a degree in it. On the side I do a bit of painting, drawing, etching, stencilling, street art and guerilla art.

    In terms of helping this site I can make everything a site needs visually such as layouts, buttons, banners etc. I can do basic coding (enough to know how to put a site together). And, if I'm up for it I could even do some guerilla advertising ;)
  • wasjoshwasjosh Regular
    edited July 2010
    Editor, print and digital.


    I like making webpages look good, leave it to someone else to get w3ed though.

    v0x wrote: »
    SEO expert, but I hate doing work. If you give me someone to do the work for me, we'll be at the top of the search results for homemade bombs and how to get high in no time.

    Also, I'm competent in web design, and can get financing in... ways....

    Oh, if we're talking about forums, I'm good in MMM, BI, and NS&H.

    I could help share the seo load, I'll be on the look out if we get any projects started.




    This thread seems to serve more as an extended introduction, do others feel the need to get some kind of resource/project management system in place?
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2010
    wasjosh wrote: »
    Editor, print and digital.


    I like making webpages look good, leave it to someone else to get w3ed though.




    I could help share the seo load, I'll be on the look out if we get any projects started.




    This thread seems to serve more as an extended introduction, do others feel the need to get some kind of resource/project management system in place?

    :D.
    I don't make threads just because I have to make them. This thread serves as an index which I can later check and compile a list of users and what they can do.

    And then we can asign groups that will handle part A, B, C etc. I am in a way making a team of skilled users out of Totse.
  • wasjoshwasjosh Regular
    edited July 2010
    Dfg wrote: »
    :D.
    I don't make threads just because I have to make them. This thread serves as an index which I can later check and compile a list of users and what they can do.

    And then we can asign groups that will handle part A, B, C etc. I am in a way making a team of skilled users out of Totse.

    My apologies for harshin' your mellow.

    Just saying, if could be a more efficient 'index' without off-topic replies and such.


    (Such as these last two.)


    Any-who, I'm excited to get started.
  • edited July 2010
    Pandoras Assassin> BI enthusiast, I have some previous moderation skills, I know some batch, can contribute to the trade zone with knives and such. Martial Arts, Raids, and spreading the word of the temple. Also a willing applicant to mod BI.
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