Sucking on a dildo / vibrator.
WTF is up with that? It's a fucking pointless exercise. The item/s mentioned don't receive pleasure (or does it? :rolleyes:) nor does the person implementing this act of worthlessness. (or do they?
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Cock slapping ass.
A dude slapping his cock on some chicks ass. (Or some dudes ass, if that's your shit.:mad:) Like "Ohhh yeah baby! You like my big hard cock slapping your ass. Huh?"...... She's like "Ohhh Yeah!" when logically her answer should be "No" I'm amazed she can keep a straight face with a comment like that.
Camera watchers.
Bitches, C,mon ..... WTF is this shit? Stop staring at the fucking camera. You got the job, the auditions are over, you are now playing the role. Make it feel real for fuck sakes. It totally limp cocks your fantasy moment of being a voyeur. ONOEZ! she's seen me....I'm busted.
What's your B&M on this subject?
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What the fuck is the point? I want to see some 69ing and muffing. I would've looked up any ordinary porn if I wanted to see a cock in it.
Yep! That's another one that annoys me. :mad:
You're sitting there watching hawt lesbians and then one of them has this !!!! moment and pulls the old fake cock on ya. I'm fucking like.
The magical appearing vibrator.
Pisses me off. Same scenario. :facepalm:
Self-explanatory.
This, and when lesbians plow the other girl's vag with her fingers like she's trying to tenderize a steak and the girl's like "AWWW YEAH THAT'S SOO GOOD." No. It isn't. Just stop.
Also music. Music in porn should've died out in like 1975.
all of these, but i enjoy some good bukkake every now and again
Pornstars make TERRIBLE actors (as far as spoken dialogue goes)
Stick to fucking ffs
over the top fake orgasms
Why would you torrent porn anyway? Just go to youporn or something where it's easier to say "nope, fuck that" and switch videos.
That being said I don't watch porn very often, mainly because it takes like 10 minutes to find a video where the girl isn't exceedingly skinny or completely obnoxious. I am also uncomfortable with the idea of watching it more often than my boyfriend.
She's a mud anyway.
Greek isn't mud. Besides, check out dat
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......
No.
thats actually a turn on