I would've went to my senior prom if...
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Every retard in the school didn't make such a big deal out of it.
"Have you bought a suit yet?"
"Who are you taking?"
"Do you want to hire a limo?"
"Omg omg omg text me"
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"Have you bought a suit yet?"
"Who are you taking?"
"Do you want to hire a limo?"
"Omg omg omg text me"
:facepalm:
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you would have gone if you wernt such a faggot
Soz.
Nothing changed about that though
Hey you are a funny guy. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
*punches Pacino in the gut*
i will gladly come over and fuck your sister, post some pics of her first though so i know what im getting my self into
Unless you get some teenage vagina.
Plenty of teenage pussy that don't go to proms.
This was me at my prom. 15 years old.
I went to the prom, got a bit pissed beforehand, flirted with my PE teacher and danced with a few girls and had a rpetty good time wondering what these people would become in the near future.
After the festivities and cheesy music, people began to disperse. Parties were being held here, there and everywhere with a slight bit of competition.
"Oh I heard Anna's is better"
"Yeah but my parents aren't in!"
You know...
So my nearest one was in a field, and I help set it up. I knew it was destined to fail and the fact it was now pissing down rain harder than a horse meant I didn't want to go and cuddle up in a tent with a drunken minger.
I went home and oddly enough sat on ToTSE or a while, thinking what I could do to these people who were now no longer at school and probably groping eachother in a pitch black field.
I set my alarm for 5am, got up, packed a backpack with fireworks, my BB gun, wore a balalava and got on my bike.
After about 6 minutes I got there and hid my bike under some piss-wet bracken. I made my way up to the "camp", following the trail of beer cans, bottles and the odd condom wrapper. A small village of tents greeted me.
I made my first plan of attack by placing the open end of a drain pipe into the front of a tent, I repeated this a few times and linked up the firecrackers with "quickfuse", lit it and ran.
3 bangs later and some screams, I was in business. I hopped up a tree, plnking at people with my Glock BB gun and rained firecrackers on them.
After a bewildering few minutes the game was up and they realised it was me as I was the only peerson who had the balls to do it, and wasn't insanely hungover.
I proceeded to get on my bike and never see half the people again.
Fuck that
No wonder youre such a faggot.
Thankyou
by the way did you used to post on the EDIT forums?
I dont know what that is.
nevermind then, faggot
I DID!
everyonedoesit, right? I even have the wristband on now
LOL
i have like 20 of those wristbands still in my draw!
from when i ordered shit from there they sent a wristband every time
i was leon2006, i think :S !!
it was a long time ago, why did the forums there close?
I think Marijuanasaurus used to post on Grasscity.
It seemed to religious if you ask me, all that obsession and a lack of booze.
We had a school culture were it was acceptable to go alone. All the people that weren't in a relationship went alone.