Making Sex Pheromones
Sex Pheromones - A Guide
Introduction
You don't need to spend your/(your parent's) hard-earned money to buy sex pheromones anymore! Yes, you can now prepare it right in the privacy of your room at almost no cost at your own time.
I used to work at a popular sex pheromones firm and learned the secret while at it for 7 months. Without going into the physiological details of how pheromones are produced naturally by all individuals and how they work, I explain you how to prepare it on your own. Please note, the method is applicable only for the male sex pheromone.
Requirements
1. Test tubes or any other glass container (no metal)
2. Filter paper
3. Early morning fresh urine
4. Enriched semen
Procedure
This is gonna be the hardest part for many of you. You gotta abstain from sex/masturbation in any form for 10-11 days. Don't extend it beyond 12 days though. This is to enrich your semen.
After you have completed enrichment, arouse yourself to an intense degree with the aid of your sex partner or quality porn. Masturbate and collect the enriched semen in a glass container. Now filter the collection into another glass container using a filter paper. It should be done within a minute of ejaculation or the pro-pheromone in the semen will be oxidized. Seal the container tight after you collect the filtrate.
The urine in the early morning (after an adequate sleep) is very different from urine at other times of the day. It contains high levels of testosterone, which will be used as a catalyst for activating the pro-pheromone. Make sure you have a good night's sleep and collect the urine in the moring.
Now you are all set to begin the actual preparation. Take catalyst (morning urine) and pro-hormone (enriched semen) in the ratio of 10:7 and mix them in a clean glass container. In a few seconds you should start to smell something 'weird' and 'repulsive'. Mind you, it's the MALE pheromone. Unless you are a female or are gay, you won't find it attractive. Close the preparation tight and keep away from light.
Use as much as required and whenever necessary. An one time application of about 15 ml of the preparation lasts for about 16 hours.
Speaking from personal experience and various experiments, females go fuckin crazy when they are exposed to the preparation. I have used the home-made pheromone to fuck incrediblt HOT girls. They lose control and go fuckin crazy like flies jumping into the burning fire at night. Try it, you will be like OMFGBBQ!
Expiry: 3 days.
Go get them hawt girls, tiger! Good luck.
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Comments
Don't play with your urine and sperm kids, leave that to the girls.
wait so if i applied a little of this then rode the metro or something girls will be checking me out more? sounds really cool
Really though, the idea of mixing urine and sperm (Even when filtered) just doesn't seem like it would produce something that smells good to anyone.
Though that reminds me of the first time I was put into a mental hospital, I remember this girl there that must have been about 11-12, even from about 10 feet away she had this strange smell that instantly gave me a boner. It was weird but I didn't question it. :thumbsup:
Im pretty sure it is extracted from pigs or something
I'm pretty sure that's moths...
Anyway. How are you supposed to 'apply' this stuff. Personally, I'd be a bit hesitant to wipe urine and semen on myself without a guarentee of it actually working.
Have you tried this before?
Alright then when I get the time to try this I may give it a go. Despite my inner feeling that this is Fanglekei's deliberate way to get us to walk around with old semen and urine on us. (insert suspicious looking smiley from zoklet)
touché
And no I am not and idot who rubbed semen and urine on myself, I did some research first, it's pretty legit.
but seriously, didn't some kid on the old totse do this and everyone gave him shit when he admitted it? ...
however my 10thgrade science knowledge leads me to conclude that this post might have merit, somebody try it out mayne:o
If he trolls his own board that he mods, I'll fuck his shit up. :]
This. Ill skip a day showering, but Ill have to shower the next day as usual or I'll stink of shit
Otherwise I'd put this to the test, hahaha.
and doesn't semen (if not expelled) break down after about a day anyway?
you'll probably have more luck with a good shower, nice soap and an expensive cologne.
ITT: Gary Oak admits to his urine fetish.
You wear it like normal cologne.
I don't think I would be comfortable nibbling on your neck and getting a lick of your little men/urine.
I think I notice more girls giving me "the look" when I've gone a while without fappage, wonder if that's actually the case or if it's just my mind trying to get me to bone them.
Now we will get a bunch of Totseans walking around with ball sweat on their necks as they run retardedly from bush to bush in the street at night wearing ninja outfits during night-ops. :hai:
haha yeah i lol'd too :thumbsup:
Pissed in a cup this morning, gonna shoot when I get back from errands.. :facepalm:
Lets hope this shows results, else I will feel used... :fap:
:cool:
At the party last night, many hot babes...I applied the mixture to the undersides of my wrists, a bit on the back of my ears, and some on my chest and lower back. I felt :facepalm: during this process, but experimentation had to be carried out. So for a while I was drinking, mingling...hit the vape up a good amount, at this one point my friend's band was jamming in the basement, and there were some chicks dancing around, and I decided to join in, groovin.
Anyways, right off the bat, this sexy blonde chick shuffles over nonchalantly as shes dancing, and progressively initiates contact, a small bump here, a brush there, and personal space intrusions (:hai:)...it gets to the point were she is grinding her ass against my crotch, and I am taking this as an invitation, so I touch her hips and we continue on like that.. honestly I was like :eek: on the inside because this was the most blatant way a girl had ever initiated contact with me.
After this, a very sexy girl that I know makes her way to where me and the blonde are dancing, and starts grinding on the girl in front of me. It was quuiiite a night :thumbsup: and frankly I am still in a bit of disbelief! Hahaha...
tl/dr; Got two definite hits from this, and many other anomalies.. Just do it.
I can tell you right now that you will get some interesting effects...try it at a party or a club or something.