"Our theory is that Erik approaches fucking up unconsciously, his mind automatically creating a fractal model of screwing the pooch that is not unlike the infinite images contained within facing mirrors," Moore said. "If Erik has to make a withdrawal at an ATM, for example, he begins with a simple fuckup, such as accidentally selecting the Chinese language option. Then, instead of starting from the beginning the way an average individual would, he instinctively plows forward, creating concentric rings of fucking-it-up within his original mistake until eventually the machine has confiscated his debit card and his account has been frozen—and that's just the beginning of a weeks-long mega-fuckup that continues once he attempts to call his bank."
i think that maybe your real dad and your uncle molested you and then choked each other as they JO'd while playing with your toy trains as a child because they had deep resentments that your mom didnt just swallow you on the night of your conception.
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Not quite.
I have the real news story about your stepfather here. Clicky
Not hilarious at all. :sad:
Indeed....thats just fucked up. :thumbsdown:
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i thought you had to be nice to post stuf on totse? isnt that in the user agreement. wheres a moderator?