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What did you have for breakfast this morning?

bornkillerbornkiller AdministratorIn your girlfriends snatch
edited July 2011 in Life
Not what you'd like to have for breakfast, nor what you had last week or the day before. I don't wanna know about parts of your GFs, BFs, Mothers, Fathers, or any other family member or pets genitalia you gnawed on this morning. I wanna know what you had for breakfast on the day you posted in this thread.
Muesli, 2 slices of whole meal toast & a glass of orange? Or perhaps KFC, slices of watermelon & a tall glass of Kool-Aid. Whatever! Don't hold back the truth...k? ;)

What I had:
A piece of rump steak, 2 runny eggs, bacon rashers, button mushrooms in a mild garlic & butter sauce, small amount of salad & 2 bottles of beer. :o
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited March 2011
    A sandwich with 2 slices of Kraft Singles, fried egg, and 4 slices of bologna all generously slathered with mayonnaise between two slices of sourdough.
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  • ducklipsducklips Regular
    edited March 2011
    Homemade pancakes from scratch and a pot of coffee
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  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited March 2011
    Cheesy grits with scrambled eggs and two slices of toast. Glass of sweet tea.
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  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited March 2011
    3 slices of wholemeal grain bread with cheddar cheese and a cup of black tea.
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  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited March 2011
    Ham sandwich.
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  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited March 2011
    lStPauliDarkLagerBottle.jpg

    No lie...
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  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited March 2011
    Half pound of bacon, 2 eggs scrambled, english muffin, and a pot of coffee.


    I usually have bacon, three eggs over easy and toast but I wanted something different this morning and I wasn't as hungry.
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  • SemSem Regular
    edited March 2011
    A handful of dry roasted almonds with some coffee.

    Usually don't have time to eat breakfast to be honest :(
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  • ImmaChrgnMaLAZRImmaChrgnMaLAZR Regular
    edited March 2011
    3 pieces of maple bacon, 2 eggs scrambled with cheese on top, then 2 pieces of plain toast. Washed it all down with 2 tall glasses of milk.

    Fuck Wheaties :cool:
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited March 2011
    I was at my girlfriend's house and she was low on food, so I made a bowl of porridge and dumped a load of sugar in there. Then I ate a banana, and washed it down with some orange juice. Overall, it was a pretty healthy breakfast :D A little later on, I ate a bowl of risotto with some cheese in it, had another glass of OJ, and then ate some biscuits which I found in the cupboard.
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  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited March 2011
    trx100 wrote: »
    I was at my girlfriend's house and she was low on food, so I made a bowl of porridge and dumped a load of sugar in there. Then I ate a banana, and washed it down with some orange juice. Overall, it was a pretty healthy breakfast :D A little later on, I ate a bowl of risotto with some cheese in it, had another glass of OJ, and then ate some biscuits which I found in the cupboard.
    Mang...A bf with an appetite like that....Yep....I think I know why she's low on food bro. :D
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  • duuudeduuude Regular
    edited March 2011
    lol @ trx eating all his GF food.
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited March 2011
    Hahahaha. I used to eat a shit load of cheese with everything, so for my birthday last year her mother bought me a block of cheese :facepalm: I've cut down on eating her stuff since then, but she cooks like a badass :thumbsup:
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  • busxbusx Acolyte
    edited March 2011
    Does eating 2 pop tarts at 2:30pm count as breakfast? It was the first thing I ate soooo....
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  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited March 2011
    busx wrote: »
    Does eating 2 pop tarts at 2:30pm count as breakfast? It was the first thing I ate soooo....

    You were breaking the fast so yes.
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  • FATTY_MCFUCKFACEFATTY_MCFUCKFACE Regular
    edited March 2011
    Pakistanis sniff cum
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  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited March 2011
    fucking 2 eggs scamby because i broke the yolks trying to flip em

    Damn sausage was frozen so a fried hotdog chopped up.

    Wheat toast. x2
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  • ducklipsducklips Regular
    edited March 2011
    buddha wrote: »
    fucking 2 eggs scamby because i broke the yolks trying to flip em

    Damn sausage was frozen so a fried hotdog chopped up.

    Wheat toast. x2

    someone sounds angry about their breakfast


    i had two eggs scrambled, cause its the only way i eat yolk.
    4 pieces of turkey bacon
    a pot of coffee
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  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited March 2011
    ducklips wrote: »
    someone sounds angry about their breakfast


    i had two eggs scrambled, cause its the only way i eat yolk.
    4 pieces of turkey bacon
    a pot of coffee

    scrambled? really wtf? I got scramby from you..
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  • RogueEagle91RogueEagle91 Regular
    edited March 2011
    My "breakfast" starts when I wake up to when I leave the house in the morning (roughly 45min)
    1 cigarette
    1 12oz glass of milk
    (shower)
    1 can of Pepsi
    1 more cigarette

    Breakfast of champions, gentlemen. Unhealthy, wired champions.
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  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited March 2011
    RogueEagle91 wrote: »
    My "breakfast" starts when I wake up to when I leave the house in the morning (roughly 45min)
    1 cigarette
    1 12oz glass of milk
    (shower)
    1 can of Pepsi
    1 more cigarette

    Breakfast of champions, gentlemen. Unhealthy, wired champions.

    Funny, kind of how my morning goes. I don't really eat till noon

    Usually
    smoke before i even sit up
    second smoke withen 30 minutes
    coffee
    smoke
    more coffee
    piss
    smoke
    coffee
    around noon after a pot of coffee i make eggs and bacy
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  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited March 2011
    Eggs, turkey bacon, French toast and vagina. All compliments of Username. Yummy.
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  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited March 2011
    busx wrote: »
    Does eating 2 pop tarts at 2:30pm count as breakfast? It was the first thing I ate soooo....
    Sure! Why not? Itś close to 1am here and I just had 2 scrambled eggs on 2 slices of toast & a couple of cups of coffee. I wont be eating until lunch perhaps. So thatś breakfast fucked. ;)
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  • MrBennMrBenn Regular
    edited March 2011
    2 Shredded Wheat, Nutella on toast, herbal tea.
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  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited March 2011
    Last weekend I had a litre of Lucozade and a line of Ketamine.

    Today? My housemate shouting "MUM" and a medical drink. Still can't eat :(
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  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited March 2011
    i had 20mg cilatopram and 40mg propranolol lol
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  • ThrillavanillaThrillavanilla Acolyte
    edited March 2011
    cheerios muthafuckaaaaaa
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  • SpeedbagsSpeedbags Regular
    edited March 2011
    I had 3 pieces of left over fried bread dough with confectionery sugar on top. It was quite lovely and I hope to do it again soon.
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  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited March 2011
    Speedbags wrote: »
    I had 3 pieces of left over fried bread dough with confectionery sugar on top. It was quite lovely and I hope to do it again soon.
    Is that like a donut?
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  • SuicidalAmphibianSuicidalAmphibian Semo-Regulars
    edited March 2011
    3 eggs, scrambled, covered in cheese, 5 strips of bacon, sandwiched between 2 large pancakes (Hungry Jack mix), and topped with melted butter and maple syrup. So delicious...
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  • culinaryoverlordculinaryoverlord Regular
    edited July 2011
    A push toke from my crackpipe, an inch or so of vodka, a couple of leftover perogies, a V8, and a pepperoni stick.

    C/O
    "if ya wanna run cool, you got to run on heavy heavy fuel';M.K.
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited July 2011
    "if ya wanna run cool, you got to run on heavy heavy fuel"

    That sounds like a line from a ZZ Top song, lmao.

    Anyway, for breakfast today I'll be having a bowl of Golden Grahams, because they're fucking awesome.
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  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited July 2011
    200ml Medical drink (400 calories) and 2x50mg Tramadol pills.
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  • culinaryoverlordculinaryoverlord Regular
    edited July 2011
    trx100 wrote: »
    That sounds like a line from a ZZ Top song, lmao.

    So close, it's from Mark Knopfler, the dude from Dire Straits
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