Stupid Fucking Porn Traits

bornkillerbornkiller AdministratorIn your girlfriends snatch
edited March 2011 in Spurious Generalities
Sucking on a dildo / vibrator.
WTF is up with that? It's a fucking pointless exercise. The item/s mentioned don't receive pleasure (or does it? :rolleyes:) nor does the person implementing this act of worthlessness. (or do they? :confused:)

Cock slapping ass.
A dude slapping his cock on some chicks ass. (Or some dudes ass, if that's your shit.:mad:) Like "Ohhh yeah baby! You like my big hard cock slapping your ass. Huh?"...... She's like "Ohhh Yeah!" when logically her answer should be "No" I'm amazed she can keep a straight face with a comment like that.

Camera watchers.
Bitches, C,mon ..... WTF is this shit? Stop staring at the fucking camera. You got the job, the auditions are over, you are now playing the role. Make it feel real for fuck sakes. It totally limp cocks your fantasy moment of being a voyeur. ONOEZ! she's seen me....I'm busted. :(

What's your B&M on this subject?

Comments

  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited March 2011
    Lesbians with Strap-ons
    What the fuck is the point? I want to see some 69ing and muffing. I would've looked up any ordinary porn if I wanted to see a cock in it.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited March 2011
    When the girl moans while sucking a cock like she is having a multiple orgasm.
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited March 2011
    Dysgraphia wrote: »
    Lesbians with Strap-ons
    What the fuck is the point? I want to see some 69ing and muffing. I would've looked up any ordinary porn if I wanted to see a cock in it.

    Yep! That's another one that annoys me. :mad:
    You're sitting there watching hawt lesbians and then one of them has this !!!! moment and pulls the old fake cock on ya. I'm fucking like.

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    The magical appearing vibrator.
    Pisses me off. Same scenario. :facepalm:

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  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited March 2011
    Or when they overdo the dirty talk. SO fucking cheesy.
  • jewnosejewnose Regular
    edited March 2011
    Agreed on the camera watchers. When she looks at the camera, it makes me instinctively want to duck down behind something.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited March 2011
    Censored Japanese AV

    Self-explanatory.
  • IndulgenceIndulgence Regular
    edited March 2011
    Dysgraphia wrote: »
    Or when they overdo the dirty talk. SO fucking cheesy.

    This, and when lesbians plow the other girl's vag with her fingers like she's trying to tenderize a steak and the girl's like "AWWW YEAH THAT'S SOO GOOD." No. It isn't. Just stop.

    Also music. Music in porn should've died out in like 1975.
  • jamie madroxjamie madrox Sith Lord
    edited March 2011
    bornkiller wrote: »
    Sucking on a dildo / vibrator.
    WTF is up with that? It's a fucking pointless exercise. The item/s mentioned don't receive pleasure (or does it? :rolleyes:) nor does the person implementing this act of worthlessness. (or do they? :confused:)

    Cock slapping ass.
    A dude slapping his cock on some chicks ass. (Or some dudes ass, if that's your shit.:mad:) Like "Ohhh yeah baby! You like my big hard cock slapping your ass. Huh?"...... She's like "Ohhh Yeah!" when logically her answer should be "No" I'm amazed she can keep a straight face with a comment like that.

    Camera watchers.
    Bitches, C,mon ..... WTF is this shit? Stop staring at the fucking camera. You got the job, the auditions are over, you are now playing the role. Make it feel real for fuck sakes. It totally limp cocks your fantasy moment of being a voyeur. ONOEZ! she's seen me....I'm busted. :(

    What's you B&M on this subject?
    Dysgraphia wrote: »
    Lesbians with Strap-ons
    What the fuck is the point? I want to see some 69ing and muffing. I would've looked up any ordinary porn if I wanted to see a cock in it.
    When the girl moans while sucking a cock like she is having a multiple orgasm.
    bornkiller wrote: »
    Yep! That's another one that annoys me. :mad:
    You're sitting there watching hawt lesbians and then one of them has this !!!! moment and pulls the old fake cock on ya. I'm fucking like.

    picard_WTF_is_this_shit-s300x266-70964-580.jpg

    The magical appearing vibrator.
    Pisses me off. Same scenario. :facepalm:

    picard_WTF_is_this_shit-s300x266-70964-580.jpg
    Dysgraphia wrote: »
    Or when they overdo the dirty talk. SO fucking cheesy.
    jewnose wrote: »
    Agreed on the camera watchers. When she looks at the camera, it makes me instinctively want to duck down behind something.
    Mayberry wrote: »
    Censored Japanese AV

    Self-explanatory.
    Indulgence wrote: »
    This, and when lesbians plow the other girl's vag with her fingers like she's trying to tenderize a steak and the girl's like "AWWW YEAH THAT'S SOO GOOD." No. It isn't. Just stop.

    Also music. Music in porn should've died out in like 1975.

    all of these, but i enjoy some good bukkake every now and again
  • TSAoDTSAoD Regular
    edited March 2011
    You shouldn't be watching it anyway.
  • ImmaChrgnMaLAZRImmaChrgnMaLAZR Regular
    edited March 2011
    Also, porn with 'acting' in it.

    Pornstars make TERRIBLE actors (as far as spoken dialogue goes)

    Stick to fucking ffs
  • busxbusx Acolyte
    edited March 2011
    When a girl is taking it in the ass and pretending it feels amazing, yet you can see the pain and discomfort in her facial expressions.
  • KatzenklavierKatzenklavier Regular
    edited March 2011
    Futa disgusts me. :mad:
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited March 2011
    female ejaculation (piss)
    over the top fake orgasms
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited March 2011
    TSAoD wrote: »
    You shouldn't be watching it anyway.
    I don't normally plan on watching any pr0n annoyances. They usually spring them on you halfway through your torrent upload.
  • IndulgenceIndulgence Regular
    edited March 2011
    bornkiller wrote: »
    I don't normally plan on watching any pr0n annoyances. They usually spring them on you halfway through your torrent upload.

    Why would you torrent porn anyway? :confused: Just go to youporn or something where it's easier to say "nope, fuck that" and switch videos.

    That being said I don't watch porn very often, mainly because it takes like 10 minutes to find a video where the girl isn't exceedingly skinny or completely obnoxious. I am also uncomfortable with the idea of watching it more often than my boyfriend.
  • TSAoDTSAoD Regular
    edited March 2011
    ^total degenerate move here
  • edited March 2011
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  • TSAoDTSAoD Regular
    edited March 2011
    can't :fap: to this

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  • edited March 2011
    TSAoD wrote: »
    She's a mud anyway.

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  • TSAoDTSAoD Regular
    edited March 2011
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  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited March 2011
    ^ that's my kind. I love the cumshots and the bukkake. Dunno why. inb4 im not gay.
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited March 2011
    Indulgence wrote: »
    Why would you torrent porn anyway? :confused: Just go to youporn or something where it's easier to say "nope, fuck that" and switch videos.
    No...torrent upload. >>>:fap:
  • ImmaChrgnMaLAZRImmaChrgnMaLAZR Regular
    edited March 2011
    TSAoD wrote: »
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  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited March 2011
    busx wrote: »
    When a girl is taking it in the ass and pretending it feels amazing, yet you can see the pain and discomfort in her facial expressions.

    thats actually a turn on
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited March 2011
    Girls who just suck the tip.
  • ThrillavanillaThrillavanilla Acolyte
    edited March 2011
    all the above ^^^
  • jewnosejewnose Regular
    edited March 2011
    Also, porn with 'acting' in it.

    Pornstars make TERRIBLE actors (as far as spoken dialogue goes)

    Stick to fucking ffs
    No fucking shit. I don't watch porn for the riveting drama that unfolds, I watch it to see people fucking.
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