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My brother keeps shitting when I'm trying to eat.

Totse BotTotse Bot Banned
edited July 2010 in Spurious Generalities
My bedroom is right next to the bathroom. I had just cooked up a nice steak, clicked on totse, when I hear "phhh...... phhtttt...... splash! ....pssssssssssssssssss..... phhttt". :facepalm:

He's taken a shit like three times today already. I'm so sick of this. Jesus.
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  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2010
    Sometimes, you just have to learn to appreciate a good shit.
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  • Junior Jacon Jeese JurgerJunior Jacon Jeese Jurger Regular
    edited July 2010
    Kick the door down and slap him in the face with a tube steak.
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  • wasjoshwasjosh Regular
    edited July 2010
    Eat some of it, then you'll be happy to consume the editable shit you have.


    Why the fuck are you eating in the kitchen you ungrateful shit?
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  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited July 2010
    Take a shit in his closet.
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  • Pill PopperPill Popper Regular
    edited July 2010
    Blunderful wrote: »
    My bedroom is right next to the bathroom. I had just cooked up a nice steak, clicked on totse, when I hear "phhh...... phhtttt...... splash! ....pssssssssssssssssss..... phhttt". :facepalm:

    He's taken a shit like three times today already. I'm so sick of this. Jesus.

    Havent you bitched about this before

    I can seem to recall you bitching about somthing like this before
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  • Fetus-SmasherFetus-Smasher Regular
    edited July 2010
    Eat you god damn steak in the bathroom.

    I hate people who take dumps all day. Shitting is fun and makes awesome noises but god it takes up too much time.
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  • HTS-NoobHTS-Noob Regular
    edited July 2010
    Fetus-Smasher wrote: »
    Shitting is fun and makes awesome noises but god it takes up too much time.

    Wipe before you shit. Problem solved.
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  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited July 2010
    You should fuck with him. Try cutting off the water to the toilet before he takes his shit. Put some visine into his food/beverage to give him the shits. Spread pepper juice all over the toilet seat or gentley soak some of the roll in pepper juice and let it dry. Replace it when you know he'll be around.
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  • MantikoreMantikore Regular
    edited July 2010
    LSA King wrote: »
    You should fuck with him.

    This.

    No homo
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