Ask a soon to become 23 year old alcoholic who still lives at home anything

PacinoPacino Regular
edited April 2011 in Spurious Generalities
Just a few things before the interrogation begins..

I have a good paying job

I have a nice car

I recently split up with a gf after a 5 year relationship

I am not a faggot

I am a nice guy


OK GO!!!!

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  • edited April 2011
  • BoxBox Regular
    edited April 2011
    Was your gf a brit?
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited April 2011
    Box wrote: »
    Was your gf a brit?

    yes, she was training to be a doctor before i fucked things up
  • LouisCypherLouisCypher Regular
    edited April 2011
    R U a fit bloke?
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited April 2011
    R U a fit bloke?

    im not fit in that sense, i posted a picture in HB a week or so ago

    but i can still pull most girls
  • BoxBox Regular
    edited April 2011
    What's your job?
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited April 2011
    Box wrote: »
    What's your job?

    im a datacomms engineer, i install many different networking cables including cat5e and fibre optic

    usually on building sites or data centres
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited April 2011
    Did your ex GF ever give you or attempted a rim job?
  • BoxBox Regular
    edited April 2011
    Pacino wrote: »
    im a datacomms engineer, i install many different networking cables including cat5e and fibre optic

    usually on building sites or data centres

    u went to college/uni for it?
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited April 2011
    Did your ex GF ever give you or attempted a rim job?

    no

    our sex life was really good to begin with, to name some of the places we fucked - pantry (storage room if you didnt know), conservatory, living room sofa, mums bed

    but year after year the relationship crumbled, we didnt fuck much and it was only face to face fucking

    no rim jobs, but i did fuck her in the ass once but she quit after 10 seconds
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited April 2011
    Box wrote: »
    u went to college/uni for it?

    i went to college and studied datacomms, my uncle has his own company and im working for him now
  • BoxBox Regular
    edited April 2011
    Pacino wrote: »
    i went to college and studied datacomms, my uncle has his own company and im working for him now

    hook me up. I'm gonna be homeless in 7 days.
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited April 2011
    thank you for full detail answer.

    No more questions at this moment.
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited April 2011
    Box wrote: »
    hook me up. I'm gonna be homeless in 7 days.

    if you live near me? we do need some workforce at the moment because theres a big job coming up in london
  • LouisCypherLouisCypher Regular
    edited April 2011
    R U a posh chap?
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited April 2011
    R U a posh chap?

    if 1 is a homeless tramp and 10 is a posh millionaire - im 5
  • ducklipsducklips Regular
    edited April 2011
    Pacino wrote: »
    . . .no rim jobs, but i did fuck her in the ass once but she quit after 10 seconds

    quitter
  • BoxBox Regular
    edited April 2011
    Pacino wrote: »
    if you live near me? we do need some workforce at the moment because theres a big job coming up in london

    im in nyc and i'm gonna be evicted in a week or so for not paying my rent. shouldve stayed with mom lollllllllllllll

    i still got some free flight passes and im pretty much desperate and open to anything. i already filed some apps to Dep. of Homeless services. i was planning on living in some cubical getting some shit job and save up. my local college lets anyone with an id inside so i get free internet and shit
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited April 2011
    Box wrote: »
    im in nyc and i'm gonna be evicted in a week or so for not paying my rent. shouldve stayed with mom lollllllllllllll

    i still got some free flight passes and im pretty much desperate and open to anything. i already filed some apps to Dep. of Homeless services. i was planning on living in some cubical getting some shit job and save up. my local college lets anyone with an id inside so i get free internet and shit

    we have an office in florida, naples i think it is

    we've done a few jobs there
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited April 2011
    Box wrote: »
    im in nyc and i'm gonna be evicted in a week or so for not paying my rent. shouldve stayed with mom lollllllllllllll

    i still got some free flight passes and im pretty much desperate and open to anything. i already filed some apps to Dep. of Homeless services. i was planning on living in some cubical getting some shit job and save up. my local college lets anyone with an id inside so i get free internet and shit

    lol @ your situation.
  • BoxBox Regular
    edited April 2011
    Pacino wrote: »
    we have an office in florida, naples i think it is

    we've done a few jobs there
    cool
    lol @ your situation.

    What's so FUNNY huh??!! :mad:
  • IAmMrPositiveIAmMrPositive Acolyte
    edited April 2011
    Whoa sounds exactly like me about a year ago except for the good job and nice car parts.
  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited April 2011
    has your mum caught you wanking?
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited April 2011
    Whereabouts in the UK are you? I have a habit of meeting ToTSEans and getting shitfaced with them :hai:
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited April 2011
    has your mum caught you wanking?

    Yes and I was wearing 3D specs at the time, I made a thread about the incident on zoklet - I'll try find it
    RemadE wrote: »
    Whereabouts in the UK are you? I have a habit of meeting ToTSEans and getting shitfaced with them :hai:

    Leeds
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited April 2011
    Box wrote: »
    im in nyc and i'm gonna be evicted in a week or so for not paying my rent. shouldve stayed with mom lollllllllllllll

    i still got some free flight passes and im pretty much desperate and open to anything. i already filed some apps to Dep. of Homeless services. i was planning on living in some cubical getting some shit job and save up. my local college lets anyone with an id inside so i get free internet and shit

    Damn, homie don't give up. You will pull through this.

    PAY SEE NO, Mad respect mate.
  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited April 2011
    do you think you could outdrink me? every1 on this forum?
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited April 2011
    ^^^ this nigga drinks wine. Hell no he

    couldn't out drink anyone.

    Wait maybe Duuuuude. I'll give him one
  • dr rockerdr rocker Regular
    edited April 2011
    Pacino wrote: »
    Leeds

    Does your mother walk the streets of harehills of an evening?
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited April 2011
    dr rocker wrote: »
    Does your mother walk the streets of harehills of an evening?

    maybe
  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited April 2011
    do you wish you lived in america?
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited April 2011
    do you wish you lived in america?

    Sometimes
  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited April 2011
    what are those reasons?
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited April 2011
    what are those reasons?

    I want to live in a rural area and marry a beautiful country girl and then start a farm and we'll live happily ever after
  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited April 2011
    Does this hurt your soul, liver, or feelings?

    tuesdays-bestday-23.jpg?w=500&h=375
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited April 2011
    why would it?

    HOLY SHIT THEY GOT HOT CHICKAN
  • dr rockerdr rocker Regular
    edited April 2011
    Pacino wrote: »
    maybe

    Son?
    Pacino wrote: »
    I want to live in a rural area and marry a beautiful country girl and then start a farm and we'll live happily ever after

    SON?????!!!!!
  • edited April 2011
    I thought I would be an alcoholic by now (or at least have some trouble stopping), but aparrantly not.

    I've been getting shitty daily for about three weeks, and I can still go a day without drinking without feeling like crap.
  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited April 2011
    I thought I would be an alcoholic by now (or at least have some trouble stopping), but aparrantly not.

    I've been getting shitty daily for about three weeks, and I can still go a day without drinking without feeling like crap.

    yeah man me too :thumbsup:
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