I'm sure most of the people in this forum have gone through pre-employment drug testing, so I thought I'd get y'alls input.(Actually surprised there's no sticky about this, but anyway)
I have an interview on Monday and it's likely that I'll have to give my piss to get the job. The last time I burned was tuesday; before that, I'd say about three to four times a week with middies...anyway, I know most of the methods of fooling the tests(dilution, coloring with vitamins, fasting, sweating, creatine, etc.), but basically I'm just curious about what the shortest period of time you've gone between smoking and producing a clean sample, and what you did.
Much appreciated.
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2 packs of palo azul
and you need to make 1 gallon drink it all
2 hours before piss test.
How to make tea:
Boil bark till water turns blueish tint on top.
Consume warm and enjoy the taste.
you're welcome/
C/O
Help?
I doubt that I can get clean by then(smoked sunday) so, i don't know.
Go to your nearest deli and buy liptop lemon tea.
Boil salty water and pour the teabag in. Let it sit for a hour or so. You should be able to see the particles spreading to the water.
Then dump the tea into the toilet.
voila!
get drunk
drink a gallon of water
I'm probably just worrying a lot because it's the first job I've had in a while...if I get it. I mean, I have all that stuff, and I'm gonna do it, but it's like: what if the pee is too clear; what if they do a gcms; what if they test creatine levels; what if what if...haha
yeah
I didn't even need to.