Squirts!

BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
edited April 2011 in Life
I'm addicted to seeing/making girls squirt.

Its like the Love jizz of life. i know its messy but its too hot

to not let it happen. Now i will admit im a Sick dude and will

do some nasty shit. i really want to bathe in girls Love jizz

and rub it all over me :(

Anyone feel me?

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  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited April 2011
    So you like getting peed on?
  • Sarahlov3lySarahlov3ly Regular
    edited April 2011
    I don't know about guys wanting to take a bath in lady juices lol that might be a little weird. I do know it was hard to make me squirt before, but now i get the sheets wet everytime.. Sometimes it's a lot but you men seem to really enjoy it. :) squirt squirt
  • Sarahlov3lySarahlov3ly Regular
    edited April 2011
    So you like getting peed on?

    its not pee
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited April 2011
    its not pee

    I'm still skeptical.
  • Sarahlov3lySarahlov3ly Regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm still skeptical.

    I promise.. for us it's a feeling of "Having to pee" but its not pee, nor does it smell like pee.
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited April 2011
    I'm still skeptical.

    Its cool bro we know you will never make a girl squirt.

    i wont judge you
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited April 2011
    I don't know about guys wanting to take a bath in lady juices lol that might be a little weird. I do know it was hard to make me squirt before, but now i get the sheets wet everytime.. Sometimes it's a lot but you men seem to really enjoy it. :) squirt squirt

    lol,

    yes bathe me in lady juices all day. :p

    Its just a real turn on for me, especially when its

    happening and the girl body goes into seizure mode. Fucking hawt!
  • BoxBox Regular
    edited April 2011
    It's nasty and fucking gross.

    It's piss.
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited April 2011
    Box wrote: »
    It's nasty and fucking gross.

    It's piss.

    lol i can picture you saying ewww when you make a

    girl squirt.
  • BoxBox Regular
    edited April 2011
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited April 2011
    Went down on my girl last night and she gets wet as fuck anyway. Needless to say, good times. Good times. I think the fact I was the only guy to make her squirt was a factor. Girls talk a lot and it's pretty funny to hear people talk about a guy that knows what he's doing.
    :cool:
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited April 2011
    Sarah post pics of you squirting for &T members can see

    what its like. Thanks
  • edited April 2011
    I don't know about guys wanting to take a bath in lady juices lol that might be a little weird. I do know it was hard to make me squirt before, but now i get the sheets wet everytime.. Sometimes it's a lot but you men seem to really enjoy it. :) squirt squirt

    A Sous-Chef I used to work under said he dated a girl who did it--- and he said he tired of it after a while..... mainly cuz he's not a wealthy dude and he hated having to clean the sheets all the time.

    Basically, what I'm wondering is, does it make your laundry bill higher?
  • Sarahlov3lySarahlov3ly Regular
    edited April 2011
    A Sous-Chef I used to work under said he dated a girl who did it--- and he said he tired of it after a while..... mainly cuz he's not a wealthy dude and he hated having to clean the sheets all the time.

    Basically, what I'm wondering is, does it make your laundry bill higher?

    lol you wash your sheets but I dont wash it after every go. Its my body juices so im ok with it waiting.
  • edited April 2011
    lol you wash your sheets but I dont wash it after every go. Its my body juices so im ok with it waiting.

    Heh. Okay. Follow-up question, if I may:


    Who has to sleep on the wet-spot? Or do you tell the gai to GTFO?
  • Sarahlov3lySarahlov3ly Regular
    edited April 2011
    Heh. Okay. Follow-up question, if I may:


    Who has to sleep on the wet-spot? Or do you tell the gai to GTFO?

    We put a towel over it or try to avoid the spot. Most of the time its not bad but sometimes ill make him lay in it. :)
  • edited April 2011
    We put a towel over it or try to avoid the spot. Most of the time its not bad but sometimes ill make him lay in it. :)

    Sounds..... Good not to be that guy :D

    But towels too huh? I can practically hear the quarters scream all the way into the laundry machine :eek:
  • Sarahlov3lySarahlov3ly Regular
    edited April 2011
    Sounds..... Good not to be that guy :D

    But towels too huh? I can practically hear the quarters scream all the way into the laundry machine :eek:
    it's supposed to be fun boy.. If you think about money that much then it kills it :( go make a girl squirt :hai:
  • edited April 2011
    [rt]2367[/rt]

    Although I'm ready to believe female ejaculation is a real thing, a lot of porn with it seems to me to be entirely staged... with piss, of course hahahahaha
  • edited April 2011
    it's supposed to be fun boy.. If you think about money that much then it kills it :( go make a girl squirt :hai:

    Arite, but I refuse to have to use the process of elimination to find a girl who squirts!
    Time to think of a way to locate 'em......:D
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited April 2011
    all girls squirt hommie :p :fap:
  • edited April 2011
    all girls squirt hommie :p :fap:

    Really? I was under the distinct impression that a good proportion weren't capable of it...

    Hell I don't know. Whatevs.


    EDIT: I guess this just means I'll have to get better at using Teh_Shocker...
  • Sarahlov3lySarahlov3ly Regular
    edited April 2011
    Really? I was under the distinct impression that a good proportion weren't capable of it...

    Hell I don't know. Whatevs.


    EDIT: I guess this just means I'll have to get better at using Teh_Shocker...

    There is no "Special" trick. If it happens it happend and not every woman will experience it.
  • edited April 2011
    I would drink your squirts:fap:

    Ewwwwww, Gerogians w/ moustaches FTL:(
    There is no "Special" trick. If it happens it happend and not every woman will experience it.

    That's unfortunate. I was hoping for a 'get wet quick' type of scheme. Oh well
  • edited April 2011
    I suspect that most of the time what a guy perceives as 'squirting' is in fact their girlfriend losing bladder control.

    Still... that's usually a good sign.
  • xyzxyz New Arrival
    edited April 2011
    It seems like the psychotic ones do a lot of squirting/are freaky in bed in general. My ex was a crazy bi-polar bitch, but she was ravenous with giving head and would squirt every other time we did it. Nothing like doing it doggy style and having her squirt all over your dick :thumbsup:
  • edited April 2011
    xyz wrote: »
    It seems like the psychotic ones do a lot of squirting/are freaky in bed in general. My ex was a crazy bi-polar bitch, but she was ravenous with giving head and would squirt every other time we did it. Nothing like doing it doggy style and having her squirt all over your dick :thumbsup:

    .....Soooo, when she blew you, she peed?

    How does giving head initiate teh squirting?:confused:
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited April 2011
    OP is a virgin
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited April 2011
    Pacino wrote: »
    OP is a virgin

    says the Brit with little dick
  • xyzxyz New Arrival
    edited April 2011
    .....Soooo, when she blew you, she peed?

    How does giving head initiate teh squirting?:confused:

    hahaha I see what you did. I fucked up my sentence. whoops. that'd be pretty cool though
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited April 2011
    lol so you're not denying it virgin boy
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited April 2011
    Squirting turns me on. I like woman love juices. I usually sleep in the wet spot unless its just soaking wet then we both avoid it if possible or I get part of it.
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited April 2011
    Pacino wrote: »
    lol so you're not denying it virgin boy

    lol virgin boy!
  • LawlietLawliet New Arrival
    edited April 2011
    Hey, I'm a virgin n proud.
    Fuck off pussies!
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited April 2011
    its going to remain that way to virgin boy
  • (nameless one)(nameless one) Regular
    edited April 2011
    How do you make a girl squirt without asking her to squirt? The shocker perhaps?
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited April 2011
    ITT: virgins
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited April 2011
    ^^^ Faggot!
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