NASA should take an uneducated savage negro from Africa and launch him in to space to observe his behavior. Once he gets himself killed he'll become dark matter, as it had originated.
It's a fact that negros were formed by dark matter towards the center of the galaxy 3 billion years ago where they were discovered by the Grox in the year 5 million B.C. who transported to them to planet Earth, because they did not want them to be in close proximity to their home planet. After that they de-evolved in to the monkeys and apes we know today and frequently cross breaded with gorillas. Obama's descendants as recently as his grandparents can be traced to be gorillas.
This is why there are so many alien sightings. It is the Grox observing the evolution and ever primitive behavior of the negros that they dropped on this planet many years ago. To ward off the Grox from one day vaporizing our planet in disgust of the negroid species we must drive the negros to extinction by any means necessary. We must make traps with Kentucky Fried Chicken as the bait to capture them, and then ship every last one of them to Africa. Once there we nuke the continent to oblivion. It is the only way to save our planet from the wrath of the Grox.
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why you racist? you're almost nigger anyway
wait, thats actually ok then
It's a fact that negros were formed by dark matter towards the center of the galaxy 3 billion years ago where they were discovered by the Grox in the year 5 million B.C. who transported to them to planet Earth, because they did not want them to be in close proximity to their home planet. After that they de-evolved in to the monkeys and apes we know today and frequently cross breaded with gorillas. Obama's descendants as recently as his grandparents can be traced to be gorillas.
This is why there are so many alien sightings. It is the Grox observing the evolution and ever primitive behavior of the negros that they dropped on this planet many years ago. To ward off the Grox from one day vaporizing our planet in disgust of the negroid species we must drive the negros to extinction by any means necessary. We must make traps with Kentucky Fried Chicken as the bait to capture them, and then ship every last one of them to Africa. Once there we nuke the continent to oblivion. It is the only way to save our planet from the wrath of the Grox.