Might be taking a trip soon
buddha
Regular
On an airplane.
Don't know if it is myth or whatnot, about "free prostate exams"(cavity search), but if for some reason I was called out, and they thought I had something in my butthole...
...well what I'm getting at is, in the off chance they do search my man purse, what should I have stuffed up there waiting for them?
I'm thinking one of these...
for the LULZ!
Anyone got any better ideas?
And yes this thread is about me stuffing something up my ass in case of the very remote chance I get searched, inside and out. Might walk a bit funny also to make then think something. Would be a shame if they didn't search me.
Don't know if it is myth or whatnot, about "free prostate exams"(cavity search), but if for some reason I was called out, and they thought I had something in my butthole...
...well what I'm getting at is, in the off chance they do search my man purse, what should I have stuffed up there waiting for them?
I'm thinking one of these...
for the LULZ!
Anyone got any better ideas?
And yes this thread is about me stuffing something up my ass in case of the very remote chance I get searched, inside and out. Might walk a bit funny also to make then think something. Would be a shame if they didn't search me.
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Don't forget to moan like you're having a long, hard, orgasm when they have to fight to pull it out 'cause you're clenching your asshole. If they tell you to relax say 'I can't. It hurts but it feels sooo good.'
That might be a bit extreme. Especially as far as getting it in there, and getting it back out.
Just use a shit load of lube and I'm sure you'll be able to get it in there with no problem. As for getting it out - well, you can shit it out if you need to. Just don't do an HTS and get it stuck up there :thumbsup:
Close, South Dakota.
But not anymore, plans fell through.
EXACTLY!
And Nope, we were just trying to work out a better plan. But it isn't going to happen.
the fuck it's not going to happen...
LOL do more!