I have problem.
Dear Totse, I have problem,
My girlfriend's a stupid cunt bitch who won't have sex with me until we're married.
Should I chop off my penis and testicles so I don't want to forcibly rape her in the anus every time she walks in front of me?
Thank you,
P.S.
(I can't break up with her because, she would be sad)
P.S.S.
Also, as a gag, I could saw off my penis and testicles on our wedding day, and when she unzipped my pants on our honeymoon to see my moldy, bloody pubic mound, I could say, "Joke's on you!"
:fap:
My girlfriend's a stupid cunt bitch who won't have sex with me until we're married.
Should I chop off my penis and testicles so I don't want to forcibly rape her in the anus every time she walks in front of me?
Thank you,
P.S.
(I can't break up with her because, she would be sad)
P.S.S.
Also, as a gag, I could saw off my penis and testicles on our wedding day, and when she unzipped my pants on our honeymoon to see my moldy, bloody pubic mound, I could say, "Joke's on you!"
:fap:
Comments
If she doesn't want to do any of this and you really want a sexual relationship then your just going to have to put up with the blue balls or dump her. That is assuming you're unwilling to cheat on her. In the meantime use your advanced logic to slowly chip away at her ideals of sexual preservation. If the only thing holding you back from breaking up with her is the fact that she will be sad then you need to grow a pair of balls and just do it. Don't stay in a relationship you're not happy with just to save her feelings, that doesn't make any sense. If you're not happy then what is the fucking point. If its the fact that your not getting laid which is making you unhappy then you have to accept that in her eyes you will seem shallow. If you want to get out of the relationship you can use this as an excuse but that might blow your chances with some of her friends.
Marriage is a huge deal and most young people only see the romanticism in it which is only a small part of the picture. DON'T MARRY HER FOR SEX! If sex is that important you can easily find a sluty girl somewhere to fuck.
The idea is to show that you need sexual satisfaction and she ain't giving you that. Sooner or later she will just give up and fuck you. You must aim to break her defences and exploiting lust always works.
Do it. You know it's right.
you're welcome/
We broke up today over the phone.
Shit's shitty right now lolamirite?
But I'm a free man and plan to keep it that way for a good while
I was actually pretty shocked by the number of thought out responses I got on this thread. This relationship was dead the moment I put that post up. Glad it didn't drag on too long
At least I got to suck her big titties and get some hand jobs.:fap:
Are you fucking kidding me? I showed her just as much respect as she required and was careful with her boundaries. The relationship started off with handjobs and other shit and that all just faded away eventually. Pardon me, but I think that after 9 months of being together and being the best fucking boyfriend she could've asked for that she should've fucking put out for me. Anytime I showed respect and attention she'd ignore the fuck out of me just so she could get some more.
Respecting and giving attention to women is the advice of virgin faggots or other women; they always say they want respect and then treat those that give it to them like shit. Fuck that. Any time I was distant is when she'd cling to me and get sexual. I have every right to be pissed that she was a frigid cunt to me all the time.
9 months in any relationship WITHOUT SEX should be enough for any woman to realize that the guy's not just in it for the sex. Any girl who see's sex as degrading to women is a fucking frigid lesbian cunt-bag. And this is why I am going to go have lots of sex with random women and contract AIDS/herpes.:mad:
Still, them's some nice titties.
How old are you two?
I am guessing 15-18....
He is right though, if your not getting any after 9 months and your not in love then it's time to GTFO.
if you are for real then grow the fuck up and dump her
i guess on the flipside it is pretty fucked up if your girl doesnt want to have sex til marriage and then you convince her too and leave her.
i think this guy did the right thing by breaking it off because now she wont have to regret sleeping with this asshole hahaha. well besides the asshole part that is pretty serious. i think there is enough sluts on the planet making retarded slutted-up babies without adding more into the mix. if you disagree with me watch idiocracy you dumbfuck.
seriously though if your the guy who just doesnt give a shit about all that if you had hung in there for a while you would have got teh sex. if you got handjobs and blowjobs its pretty much a sure thing. what finally pushed my girl over the edge was when i started gettin up on her g spot while i was fingering her. one night out of nowhere she just totally gives in and tells me to get in her NOW. good times. now i get laid lots and i will be marryin her in the next couple of years. and if you think that is faggy then you can drop dead. to each his own you niggerz
....and this is a bad thing?
this, or....
fap fap?