Indeed, it's time for the biggest Eurotrash event of the year and I hope Ireland's genuinely retarded Jedward twins win, assuming there isn't a shittier entry on offer, because that's what this competition is all about and the UK has the highly dubious honour of footing a huge bill for this tacky crapfest. At the very least I hope Jedward beat Blue (the UK's entry) because they're a bunch of cocks and their humiliation may be the Eurovision 2011 competition's only saving grace.
Anyone watching this? Been texting my Euro mates and am cringing. Hard.
I am trying to think what Europop gives as its impression of Europe to those in other parts of the world.
Suppose they think we are all blonde haired, blue eyed middle class people who own a boat, Saab car and an eco-friendly house on the side of a mountain.
No. We sing shitty songs about world peace and are too Liberal at times.
Still, plenty of eye candy. Anyone else watching this freak show?
Spain and Germany. The skirts on the Spanish performance, especially near the end, and the JB look of the German entry.
Moldova. The fuck? If I go there and find out they are all like KKK Smurfs I'll live there and take over. Also, Serbia is pretty hawt, but just because she looks like my Austrian mate who I want to relentlessly fuck.
Spain and Germany. The skirts on the Spanish performance, especially near the end, and the JB look of the German entry.
Moldova. The fuck? If I go there and find out they are all like KKK Smurfs I'll live there and take over. Also, Serbia is pretty hawt, but just because she looks like my Austrian mate who I want to relentlessly fuck.
Screw talent :hai:
I wanna fuck Lena, I would vote just to fuck her. HORNY!!!!!
Their white mini skirts made them win Our dress designer aka eves shenlorant along with georgio armani did a good job and we are pleased to have them in our Holly team.:)
Meh, I thought it was a very average year even by Eurovision standards. I wanted Moldova to win; they looked like they had mental health issues.
The rest were mostly instantly forgettable.
Well, it seemed fun for me because it was actually the first time I saw it live. I did see the 2010 show but that was ages ago and all the drama surrounding it had died down. I might say the same thing like it was dull etc next year but for now, I loved it. The songs could have better but in the world of Gaga and Rebecca what can you expect from them.
Not gonna lie, I find Ukrainian women above your average cunt in looks and personality; you can usually rely on Ukraine to be somewhat decent in Eurovision.
I only watched out for Ukraine's and Germany's performance. Didn't bother with the UK's; they're persistent on having either shitty rappers (2006), and multiracial acts (2011) representing the nation.
I agree with the Terry Wogan comment too; I can just imagine the type of comment he'd make about Moldova this year.
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I am trying to think what Europop gives as its impression of Europe to those in other parts of the world.
Suppose they think we are all blonde haired, blue eyed middle class people who own a boat, Saab car and an eco-friendly house on the side of a mountain.
No. We sing shitty songs about world peace and are too Liberal at times.
Still, plenty of eye candy. Anyone else watching this freak show?
Brah
FUCK YOU PAKISTAN!
Also, Spain's performance = :fap:
Moldova. The fuck? If I go there and find out they are all like KKK Smurfs I'll live there and take over. Also, Serbia is pretty hawt, but just because she looks like my Austrian mate who I want to relentlessly fuck.
Screw talent :hai:
I wanna fuck Lena, I would vote just to fuck her. HORNY!!!!!
Found related debate:
http://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/hbdyb/eurovision_2011_dusseldorf_grand_final_today_cet/
yep that's the 23rd:), that will win.
23 Ukraine - Mika Newton - "Angel"
Voting is closed, OMFG can't wait for the results.
Would kill to sleep with one.
The Moldova song was classic Eurovision; completely fucking bonkers!
Jedward are currently ahead of the UK.
AhhhahahaAAA!
:fap::fap::fap:
Going to sleep now. 3:35 AM, I usually sleep around 11 Pm FML. But it was worth it.
Eurovision has now been won by a country that's as near as dammit in the Middle East.
A sign of the times, I assure you.
Amen brother!
Meh, I thought it was a very average year even by Eurovision standards. I wanted Moldova to win; they looked like they had mental health issues.
The rest were mostly instantly forgettable.
Well, it seemed fun for me because it was actually the first time I saw it live. I did see the 2010 show but that was ages ago and all the drama surrounding it had died down. I might say the same thing like it was dull etc next year but for now, I loved it. The songs could have better but in the world of Gaga and Rebecca what can you expect from them.
Something sexy, nuts or just a little bit deviant.
But that requires more effort than shitty Europop, so hardly anyone bothers.
Not gonna lie, I find Ukrainian women above your average cunt in looks and personality; you can usually rely on Ukraine to be somewhat decent in Eurovision.
I only watched out for Ukraine's and Germany's performance. Didn't bother with the UK's; they're persistent on having either shitty rappers (2006), and multiracial acts (2011) representing the nation.
I agree with the Terry Wogan comment too; I can just imagine the type of comment he'd make about Moldova this year.
Better than Live version that I saw. Loving it.