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ATTN: Dfg

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edited May 2011 in Spurious Generalities
www.vocaroo.com - Go here, make a voice recording of yourself saying some stuff. Don't forget to roll some of your R's for added effect. Finish it off with one of those wacky ALALALALA high pitched things that terrorists do, then upload it here.

Thanks.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited May 2011
    HEhhe, I will give it a try later :)
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  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited May 2011
    Do it mang:D
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  • Icee WeinerIcee Weiner Regular
    edited May 2011
    Dooo eeet
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  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited May 2011
    I've always wanted to hear Dfg speak :D

    [ame=" - Dr. Bombay - Rice and Curry (1998)[/ame]

    India, I know...but still
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited May 2011
    Bumping this, until Dfg delivers. And I know he'll deliver, because all paki's deliver (pizza).
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  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited May 2011
    trx100 wrote: »
    Bumping this, until Dfg delivers. And I know he'll deliver, because all paki's deliver (pizza).

    and cold calls...
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  • PsychoDelicPsychoDelic Regular
    edited May 2011
    Oh fuck this is one funny thread
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  • AmieAmie Regular
    edited May 2011
    it would be funnier if he did it!
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited May 2011
    Dammit, persistant buggers :). I will give it a shot but I am kind of worried about this.
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  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited May 2011
    do_it_faggot_2.jpg
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited May 2011
    Pussy!
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited May 2011
    http://vocaroo.com/?media=vmitKJ10A0rwVWPNf

    lol
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited May 2011
    lame....
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  • BoxBox Regular
    edited May 2011
    :facepalm:
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  • PsychoDelicPsychoDelic Regular
    edited May 2011
    where was the alalallalalala?!
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited May 2011
    BigHarryDick wrote: »
    lame....
    Box wrote: »
    :facepalm:
    PsychoDelic wrote: »
    where was the alalallalalala?!

    heheeheh

    A) it's 1 AM and I am not going to shout out ALALLALAL
    B) I just whispered in the mic.
    C) I honestly didn't know what to say.

    Type something for me to read and post clear instructions. Since it's fucking hot EVEN AT fucking night I can't really concentrate well :(.
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  • PsychoDelicPsychoDelic Regular
    edited May 2011
    Here is the script for the speech of Totse's president.

    ALLALALLALALLALALA-ALLAH
    Allal Ahkbar! Murder, murder, kill, kill!
    Fuck obama.
    Hi my name is DFG, I am the president of a beautiful community called totse. Many people migrate there, such as pedophiles, immigrants, drug dealers, drug addicts, porn addicts, alcoholics, ex-cons, current cons, niggas and even racists. It thrives on each persons intelligent, honest and impartial conversations.
    Thank you and good night, once again
    ALLALALLALALLALALA-ALLAH
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  • ThusBakedZarathustraThusBakedZarathustra Regular
    edited May 2011
    DAMMIT I WAS COMMI ROLLED

    Also, that was decent Dfg, although without the infidel-slaughtering alalalas it can only be soooo good.
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited May 2011
    "hello and thank you for calling at&t customer service, my name is DFg

    how can i help you? Well sir your service was cancelled due to lack of payment

    and you can reconnect your service for a payment of______"

    I usally get a towel head when i call at&t customer service.
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  • BoxBox Regular
    edited May 2011
    "hellooooo this isss dee microsoft ween-dows activi-shon center, pleese reeed the deegits in group Aye."
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  • ThusBakedZarathustraThusBakedZarathustra Regular
    edited May 2011
    personally i think accented english is awesome/hilarious, as long as I can actually understand it :S
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited May 2011
    In my defense, I don't speak English IRL. I mean I rarely get a chance to use it and hence I don't really have a defined accent. I may have a Paki accent because I didn't develop any other accent. I am trying to improve my accent.

    http://vocaroo.com/?media=vCEJYFXmBnThkJPwT

    I tried different styles but went with this one.
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  • BoxBox Regular
    edited May 2011
    When you said "ahh jihad" I thought of Borat.
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  • PsychoDelicPsychoDelic Regular
    edited May 2011
    Dfg wrote: »
    In my defense, I don't speak English IRL. I mean I rarely get a chance to use it and hence I don't really have a defined accent. I may have a Paki accent because I didn't develop any other accent. I am trying to improve my accent.

    http://vocaroo.com/?media=vCEJYFXmBnThkJPwT

    I tried different styles but went with this one.

    50 internet camels to you + that was much better!

    Still not much of an accent though.
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  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited May 2011
    Dfg wrote: »
    In my defense, I don't speak English IRL. I mean I rarely get a chance to use it and hence I don't really have a defined accent. I may have a Paki accent because I didn't develop any other accent. I am trying to improve my accent.

    http://vocaroo.com/?media=vCEJYFXmBnThkJPwT

    I tried different styles but went with this one.
    Fuck i loled :D
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  • ThusBakedZarathustraThusBakedZarathustra Regular
    edited May 2011
    You kinda seem to have an almost have a Scandinavian accent, although I feel hella weird for sayin that lol
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited May 2011
    I said Ola instead of Hello, just for the fuck of it.
    ola and thank you for calling at&t customer service, my name is DFg

    how can i help you? Well sir your service was cancelled due to lack of payment

    and you can reconnect your service for a payment of 50 camels Durka Durka MUHAMMAD JIHAD!

    Allahu Akbar
    Die Infidels

    Thank you for calling Totse Customer Service

    Good Night"

    I am going to sleep before I do something more stupid.
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited May 2011
    That was hilarious dude, good job. Sounded exactly like those annoying sales calls I get all the time :facepalm: Amazing :thumbsup:
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  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited May 2011
    trx100 wrote: »
    That was hilarious dude, good job. Sounded exactly like those annoying sales calls I get all the time :facepalm: Amazing :thumbsup:

    This.
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  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited May 2011
    LOL hilarious. you WIN DFG!
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited May 2011
    Good stuff. Sounds a bit artificial though. Or is that how you naturally speak English?
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited May 2011
    Mayberry wrote: »
    Good stuff. Sounds a bit artificial though. Or is that how you naturally speak English?

    Probably natural. He said that he doesn't speak it much and he probably overcompensates the pronunciation a little, whereas when I speak, it's lazy as fuck.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited May 2011
    Mayberry wrote: »
    Good stuff. Sounds a bit artificial though. Or is that how you naturally speak English?

    Actually I speak a bit fast and I read it fast as well. I am working on changing my voice to what I usually hear in Audio Books. Clear and strong. Not a fan of accents. It would kickass if I had some IRL friends with good english. Raven communicates with me whenever possible but it feels weird for some reason.
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