U guiz
I'm starting a porn company
Tell me what things you would like to see in porn, and how much you would pay to see it
happy fapping! :fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
P.S. 100% serious, would love some input as to what totse polishes the knob to.
NOTE: if you suggest ideas I use you will receive a free copy of the film
Idea list (updated as they come in)
- anal fisting (suggested by Sandra is a slut)
- islamic themed pornography distributed by Dfg in Pakistan
- asians (suggested by our resident gook)
Comments
I'd be willing to take something of a loss to have the words "Pornography actor, distributor, and producer" on my resume, people will shit endless bricks at that.
Currently negotiating with Dfg about distributing Islamic-themed pornography in Pakistan, it would cause a shitstorm and sell well, same way Pastor Terry Jones got exposure. I could make porn AND troll the united nations, that's like 2 dreams in one.
P.S. for the curious what islamic themed pornography would entail is me dressed up in robes with a diaper on my head and a beard, then fuck Aisha on a prayer rug in a tent in the desert, with the wind occasionally blowing open the tent flaps to reveal the Kaaba in the background and Allah's name written with stars in the sky. And since I'm kinky and I don't give a fuck and mudslimes will rage at this, I'm gonna let Aisha spit my prophetic ejaculate into my beard and rub it into my sacred D'jin seeing and heavenly ascending body. Shit will be so cash.
Thats the thing, how an earth to Arabic men know if she is pretty or not? Do they enter marriage without knowing or what? Would suck if she looked like this:
Haha, run awayyyyyy!!!!!!!!