News of The World Section Closed Down, Major Crisis in Totse Land — Totseans

News of The World Section Closed Down, Major Crisis in Totse Land

DfgDfg Admin
edited July 2011 in Spurious Generalities
Due to recent forum merging we're pleased to announce that NOTW has been bought by News and Politics. The new firm also bought PLRC in a closed bid. You might have noticed that most of the sections are gone. According to our sources in Totse HQ, the Administration decided to downsize the forums following another wave of Internet recession. Sources close to Totse HQ hint there will be more and more rapids changes in the coming weeks.

Meanwhile, tensions increase in B&M when Spectral and DaGuru got butthurt over a small leave falling upside down. There butthurt was seen from NIMF section and citizen of NIMF called SpecGuru (there nick name) fags based on their past history. Some even speculate that Spectral and DaGuru are closed fags and have an active sexual relationships.

Meanwhile in H&S there was a small protest against Arts section. Grinch the leader of this protest would arrested and later charged with killing a teddy bear. In a secret deal all charges were dropped and Grinch ended his campaign.

Sources in Site Developers forum have hinted that Wiki deployment as been cancelled that the Administration is working hard to re-theme Totse.info forums and CMS. They also confirm that VB4 development is in full swing and the forums might go down in the next 10 hours for a major upgrade. They also hint there will be live updates to theme.

Meanwhile, the current mods are asking for more policy updates that will assist them in making their sections shit free. When as went to interview Dfg his power went off and we had to wait for an hour to get him back, at time he was away on a long walk with his friend Raven. Citizen of HB beleive that Raven is a fictional character created by Dfg to reduce his loneliness.

FATTY and BHD are missing, posters were seen in HB and W&C after FATTY and BHD were both kidnapped. When asked about their whereabouts Global Mods said they're doing everything they can. According to DaGuru Fatty and BHD where kidnapped by the evil Admin Dfg and forced into unwanted sex.

In other reports a new pervert was seen in SG and S&A. the user named Kevin is known to have fucked his cousins little sister while she was in hospital. He can be seen roaming Totse streets. Certain mods are already stalking him and you might see his rape tape leaked some time in future.

We will keep you guys updated as more events unfold.

Related Stories:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/phone-hacking/8629461/News-of-the-World-closed-down-July-10-as-it-happened.html

Comments

  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2011
    Update:

    In recent IRC leaks, Both Spectral and DaGuru has been labeled as trolls and everyone is notified to ignore them or just walk past them. This didn't come as a surprise to most of the users, since on Cocklet Spectral was disgraced by Enter who proved that Spectral lies about his totse history, even Snoopy remaked that Spectral came in 2007 and has been trolling everyone. When it comes to DG, he is banned on Cocklet and Spectral is trying hard to get him unbanned.

    on TDD it seems DaGuru has not made any appearance. This due to the fact that Meta saw through Spectral plan and already took care of DaGuru. According to our medical wing, Spectral might be ill or DaGuru could be Spectral Alt personality. They note that during their extensive search of DG contributions they came up with the number 6. Which means that DG only created 6 threads and all of the are ancient.

    In a post where Spectral demanded in a way to be Modded along with DG, The current Admin shat brix from lol'ing hard. Experts agree that it seems all Spectral wants is power, plus they point that Spectral himself admitted that he doesn't care about the current rules and he will continue to ignore them and if his butt buddies DG breaks them he will get mad and start flooding threads.

    It should be noted that Spectral did personally threaten Dfg by PM'ing him the links to ISI and Pakistan Army forums and saying he will leaks his PI to them unless he bans them. Even after this Dfg decided to let them in and now according to our active posters Spectral is seen making those threats again.

    Experts say, it seems Spectral is losing control over reality and things that his forum is a real piece of land worth fighting over. The funny thing to note is, since it's creation both DG and Spectral have contributed next to nothing in helping the community, they didn't advertise this place nor did they promote it on different forums, instead they came here thinking they will get modded to the top because according to them they're Senior Totseans and are better than others.

    It's also, funny to note that they pointed fingers at current mod team which consists of users who have been active and has worked hard to keep things going. We will keep you guys informed as the story progresses.
  • DaGuruDaGuru Mite
    edited July 2011
    See Dfg....YOUR attempts at satire falls flat on its face. Because it isn't satire at all, its just silly made up bullshit....and you are only entertaining yourself.

    For the record, Spectral has asked me well over 1/2 dozen times now to post at TDD.....and because Meta and Oddballz are involved I won't touch that place with a 100' pole in a million years.


    Now on a more serious note.....if you are SERIOUSLY "sick of DaGuru and Spectral drama"....why do you and your lackeys keep bringing us up again and again? All these threads, all these commentaries, the polls, the talk of banning...it ain't US that is originating all of this tripe. We are merely reacting to YOUR threads that you are giving the masses.

    Insincere admin is STILL a lying, 2-faced insincere admin. :facepalm:
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2011
    DaGuru wrote: »
    See Dfg....YOUR attempts at satire falls flat on its face. Because it isn't satire at all, its just silly made up bullshit....and you are only entertaining yourself.

    For the record, Spectral has asked me well over 1/2 dozen times now to post at TDD.....and because Meta and Oddballz are involved I won't touch that place with a 100' pole in a million years.


    Now on a more serious note.....if you are SERIOUSLY "sick of DaGuru and Spectral drama"....why do you and your lackeys keep bringing us up again and again? All these threads, all these commentaries, the polls, the talk of banning...it ain't US that is originating all of this tripe. We are merely reacting to YOUR threads that you are giving the masses.

    Insincere admin is STILL a lying, 2-faced insincere admin. :facepalm:

    Update:


    DaGuru is still butthurt.
  • Rumple ForeskinRumple Foreskin Regular
    edited July 2011
    I still dont understand why you guys did this. Merging two forums which are not all that similar fucks them both up. and now I also have to wade through sports talk when I want to see video game threads.
  • 1357913579 Death Cog Machine
    edited July 2011
    DaGuru wrote: »
    See Dfg....YOUR attempts at satire falls flat on its face. Because it isn't satire at all, its just silly made up bullshit....and you are only entertaining yourself.


    Insincere admin is STILL a lying, 2-faced insincere admin. :facepalm:

    I don't know about that, I lol'd pretty hard when I was reading it.

    Also, I read that last part in Golum's voice (Lord of the Rings). I lol'd. :cool:
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2011
    I still dont understand why you guys did this. Merging two forums which are not all that similar fucks them both up. and now I also have to wade through sports talk when I want to see video game threads.

    Search: Prefix: Sports
  • -SpectraL-SpectraL Will Faggert
    edited July 2011
    I'd like to say that neither Metaphysicist nor Oddballz194 has made any objection at all to having DaGuru visit The Damage dOne. It was DaGuru's choice entirely not to visit the place. As for Dfg's accusation about PM'ing him with links to the ISI and Pakistan Army forums, I didn't actually PM him the links. I posted the links in a thread which he has probably since deleted because he was pushing kiddy porn under the &Totse moniker. I never said I would release his PI, I simply said those departments would probably be very interested to know who was pushing the kiddie porn in Pakistan. Dfg reacted badly, and understandably so. Now he's madd at me just because I don't want to see kiddy porn on &Totse. He was calling me out all over the place for being such an evil and shady character, but he wasn't thinking about the rafter in his own eye, so I simply pointed out the discrepancy to him.

    Carry on... didn't mean to go off-topic.. just answering the charge.
  • DaGuruDaGuru Mite
    edited July 2011
    -SpectraL wrote: »
    I'd like to say that neither Metaphysicist nor Oddballz194 has made any objection at all to having DaGuru visit The Damage dOne. It was DaGuru's choice entirely not to visit the place.

    Cmon now bud...we tease them on so many other threads, let's not tease them here too. ;)

    The real truth is, I ended up getting so much of Meta's blood on me in the closing minutes of the original Totse.....I sent him the receipt for my laundry bill during that whole fiasco. The fact he still lived through it makes him completely responsible for that debt, and the real reason I won't post on TDD is because that cheapstake chisler won't reimburse me for my troubles. :thumbsdown:
  • SpiffSpiff Regular
    edited July 2011
    I am here to say I didn't read any of that shit. Therefore, I need not reply in an intelligent manner.
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