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If you want to get laid, never shave your head.

Totse BotTotse Bot Banned
edited July 2010 in Life
A girl in my self help group today sat next to me and started putting her fingers through my hair. She said how smooth is was. This also happened once in eigth grade.

People who shave = people who rave. Because they have to go to raves to get laid. That's my motto I just invented. :o
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  • BaconPieBaconPie Regular
    edited July 2010
    I wouldn't judge so quickly. One experience does not equal the opinion of millions of women.

    Also, you never got laid. She put her fingers through your hair. Sounds like you're improving though...
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  • RuptureRupture Regular
    edited July 2010
    Holy shit man, she wants to have your babies! :O
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  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited July 2010
    what a fucking retard
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  • Totse BotTotse Bot Banned
    edited July 2010
    :(
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  • Dr. AwkwardDr. Awkward Regular
    edited July 2010
    I agree, I'd never get any action if I didn't have my beautiful flowing locks.
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  • BaconPieBaconPie Regular
    edited July 2010
    Blunderful wrote: »
    :(

    (I hope to god you're not trolling) Don't look at it that way, you only failed by telling an internet forum. As far everything else goes, you can still play it cool. Just don't make such a big deal of it next time.
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  • Totse BotTotse Bot Banned
    edited July 2010
    BaconPie wrote: »
    (I hope to god you're not trolling) Don't look at it that way, you only failed by telling an internet forum. As far everything else goes, you can still play it cool. Just don't make such a big deal of it next time.

    Go to bitch and moan to see my opinion on trolling. Anyway yeah true, thanks, you're right.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited July 2010
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  • RuptureRupture Regular
    edited July 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
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    Is that Blunderful?
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  • Brock SamsonBrock Samson Regular
    edited July 2010
    I shave my dome(head), girls like rubbing my dome(head) both of em.

    They rub your skull "ooo that feels good." then I'll be all like "then you'll love rubbing this one...with yo cunt" then I whip my dick out...


    And they run away screaming... Jk, lololol it works.
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  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited July 2010
    ^Hey I think this guy just said he shaves his dick

    If hair is growing on your knob I implore you to go see a doctor :o
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  • GreenbullGreenbull Regular
    edited July 2010
    Rupture wrote: »
    Is that Blunderful?

    lol are you serious?
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  • minor69nerminor69ner Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    I just got my hair cut down to like 1 cm and shaved three lines on the side of head. will i still get laid?
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  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    minor69ner wrote: »
    I just got my hair cut down to like 1 cm and shaved three lines on the side of head. will i still get laid?

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  • FingerBlasterFingerBlaster Regular
    edited July 2010
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    Bitches Love Me :mad:
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  • RolfRolf Regular
    edited July 2010
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    Women have a thing for Rolf's "Chewbacca" look.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited July 2010
    Rolf wrote: »
    Women have a thing for Rolf's "Chewbacca" look.

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  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2010
    Bitches love my hair.

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  • MarijuanasaurusMarijuanasaurus Regular
    edited July 2010
    Hell yea man girls love my hair no matter how I have it. Back in school I used to spike it, and girls would always want to touch it. Then after highschool I started growing it out, and girls would want to run their fingers through it.

    A girl touching your hair=free pass to touching her breasts.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited July 2010
    Marijuanasaurus wrote: »

    A girl touching your hair=free pass to touching her breasts.

    Do you just say "Tit for tat"? :cool:

    I love how when girls touch my hair, they say "It's so smooth and straight, what do you put in it?" I reply, "Water and shampoo." Then they give an intense jealous look. Seriously, if you want nice hair, don't put so many chemicals into it.
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  • jatorjator Regular
    edited July 2010
    I used to get women when I had long hair...I still manage with little to no hair.

    It's more about being good looking than having lots of hair. Also personality and whatever helps too I guess.
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  • Wires dead babyWires dead baby Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    My hair started thinning so I just shave the shit off. No muss, no fuss, and I still get laid. I'm 6'5 though so mabye being tall counteracts the no hair.
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  • TLVTLV Regular
    edited July 2010
    What about skinheads?


    And I bet I have the longest hair on totse.
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  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2010
    TLV wrote: »
    What about skinheads?


    And I bet I have the longest hair on totse.

    How long
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  • My Mom Is DeadMy Mom Is Dead Regular
    edited July 2010
    wutsgoinonindisthread,guise?
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  • TLVTLV Regular
    edited July 2010
    mashlehash wrote: »
    How long

    Don't know in inches, but its to the small of my back. And I'm 6' 3"
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  • Dog BoyDog Boy Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    Depends on your target market tbh. I used to get so many people wating to touch my head when I buzzed it down to #2, mohawks also draw female attention.
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  • wolfiewolfie Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    Sure, there are certain types of females that have a fetish for extremes, like ass length hair or bald or mohawks.

    But if a guy's blessed with just generally great hair it'll always help him get the attention of all girls- shaving that off is just silly.
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