The love of my life wants to marry me

arleybobarleybob Acolyte
edited August 2011 in Spurious Generalities
She is from Oxford, Mississippi and is my soul song.

She sent me an email saying "marry me, i want dual citizenship"

So we're going to get married and have lovely children.

Are you guys jealous?

Comments

  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited July 2011
    She might be the love of your life now, I can assure you that will change once you get married.

    Nope not jelly.

    What country are you from?
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    ehhhh you sound pretty jelly

    i live in Canada. I had a dream about this girl once and my being yearned for her all day afterwards.
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited July 2011
    So in other words this is some bitch you met online?
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    that's right <3

    i met her on couchsurfing.org and was supposed to sleep at her place during my hitchhiking trip but i didn't make it that far.

    and now we've fallen madly in love
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited July 2011
    But you don't even know her, for all you know it's a dude.
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    i know her well enough to know she is my soul song :o
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited July 2011
    This thread should be moved to BI lol
  • ZenfiladeZenfilade Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    She openly stated she just wants to use you and you go for it? :facepalm:

    You are a fucking genius. It's like you've proved the theory of relativity wrong :o
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    She is perfection personified. Besides, wouldn't she have to be deported or something if we divorced?
  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2011
    You live in Canada? Fuck man how we will ever meet?
  • ZenfiladeZenfilade Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    arleybob wrote: »
    She is perfection personified. Besides, wouldn't she have to be deported or something if we divorced?

    OK THEN YOU SHOULD FUCK HER A LOT, HAVE KIDS, AND THEN DIVORCE! :o

    It'll be fun.
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    mashlehash wrote: »
    You live in Canada? Fuck man how we will ever meet?

    i won't be able to leave the country for a few years, so you'll have to come up here. it's okay it's a nice place
    Zenfilade wrote: »
    OK THEN YOU SHOULD FUCK HER A LOT, HAVE KIDS, AND THEN DIVORCE! :o

    It'll be fun.

    that's my plan but i don't wanna divorce her because i'm in love with her
  • ZenfiladeZenfilade Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    arleybob wrote: »
    that's my plan but i don't wanna divorce her because i'm in love with her

    Remember, if she doesn't want kids, she's just using you until she gains the right to be a slave*cough* I mean citizen :o:o
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    i hope she wants kids, i'd love to have kids and especially with her cause then we get to have sex :o
  • ZenfiladeZenfilade Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    arleybob wrote: »
    i hope she wants kids, i'd love to have kids and especially with her cause then we get to have sex :o

    Dude, you should be leik, "Hey baby, do you have any other couches I can ride? :cool:"


    :cool:




    LOL
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    well it was couchsurfing plus that sounds disgusting.

    like ride her couch? sounds like something like open her curtains or vaccuum her carpet
  • ReboundRebound Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    What you call a soul song I call the soundtrack to your slow death.
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    life is slow death :o
  • ZenfiladeZenfilade Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    arleybob wrote: »
    well it was couchsurfing plus that sounds disgusting.

    like ride her couch? sounds like something like open her curtains or vaccuum her carpet

    No, no, no :facepalm:

    Just... just fuck your couch, nigga :o
    Rebound wrote: »
    What you call a soul song I call the soundtrack to your slow death.

    I can agree to this. I bet she has a long needle in her vag so when you fuck her it stabs your little peehole and it also poisons you.

    Good luck :(
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    you guize don't even know :o

    you niggas never been in love before? not even e-love?
  • ReboundRebound Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    arleybob wrote: »
    life is slow death :o

    That's a piss poor attitude son.
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    yeah at least i accepted it though, and now i'm just gonna have as much fun as i can

    but when you start giving that attribute to specific things in life, you're only depriving yourself of the rich sensual experience that life can give you.

    edit: I meant "sensory"
  • ZenfiladeZenfilade Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    You might as well wear a nutsack bra so you can have an excuse for having weak sauce, bro.

    You ain't gettin any bitch pregnant any time soon :o
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    what the fuck is a nutsack bra?

    my sauce is so potent my underwear has a skeletal figure
  • ZenfiladeZenfilade Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    arleybob wrote: »
    what the fuck is a nutsack bra?

    my sauce is so potent my underwear has a skeletal figure

    If you wear that nutsack bra, brah, it'll rub against your nuts and it'll kill sperm production due to the static electricity :o
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    i'm not gonna wear any bra on any part of my body, except i might need one on my dick because the sheer weight of it is stretching out all my pants
  • ZenfiladeZenfilade Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    arleybob wrote: »
    i'm not gonna wear any bra on any part of my body, except i might need one on my dick because the sheer weight of it is stretching out all my pants

    I don't think chicks dig guys with elephantiasis :o
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    I don't think chicks dig guys who can't spell :o

    plus i also can shrink it down with a simple cold shower
  • ZenfiladeZenfilade Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    Pfft, bitchez misspell things every fucking time! :o

    Oh wait, I don't think you would know that :o

    jk
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    i'm taking my thread to zoklet :o
  • AnimusAnimus Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    Stay there, faggot.
  • (nameless one)(nameless one) Regular
    edited August 2011
    Zenfilade wrote: »
    I don't think chicks dig guys with elephantiasis :o

    Maybe this couch chick has a fucked up fetish on it.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited August 2011
    ITT yet another moron bases life decisions on the internet.
  • kfc v lotkfc v lot Regular
    edited August 2011
    Tbh pics or gtfo! Surprised no one else has said it!
  • DarkhunterDarkhunter Regular
    edited August 2011
    Arleybob you getting used. This bitch cant get public assistance for 10 years so you are responsible for her for 10 years after the marriage even if you are divorced. So watch your back if you are retarded enough to marry her that after 9 years she'll get knocked up so when she can leave you with a green card/citizenship she'll get a source of income for another 18 years from you and can abuse the system for the same amount of time.
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