Lol! Someone needed to try it, I guess.
Epic Fail: How Not To Clean Your Fishtank
The patient, who was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period, gave an interesting explanation.
Details of the case, which was documented in The Internet Journal of Urology, have revealed that the patient claimed that the fish "slipped" into his penis while he was maintaining his aquarium.
"While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms.
Riiiight. So the kid was holding a fish in his hand while pissing and it, like the noble salmon, swam up his urine stream and into the pecker. Sounds fishy if you ask me. Just admit it kid, you're a freak. And also, you should be banned from the pet store.
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/09/epic_fail_how_not_to_clean_you.php
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lol
I was just trying to think, while looking at my goldfish, how the fuck anything like that would fit inside someones dick. Then I imagined one dying and rotting inside your bladder, and that put me off the thought of fish for a while.
there's a fish in the Amazon (I think it's a species of Catfish) which is attracted to your piss and will swim up your urethra... It then proceeds to spread out spines on it's body to hook itself in then begins eating... Doctors have to cut it out : /