Manhood Camping - Who does it?
bornkiller
AdministratorIn your girlfriends snatch
One with nature just you and the bros.
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Manhood Camping Firequest. Lookin' for a 100% for real bros to share/experience manhood in all its glory. This is for real, I don't want to waste my time or yours. 100% JO and manhood, no sugar added. I AM NOT GAY. Don't even think this is a sex thing, it's all about manhood.
Looking for bros to head into the woods and bond by fire, experience life as men once lived it, JO circle, and fire/vision quests.
THIS IS NOT A SEX THING.
Gonna need some basic things/skills, I don't want to be slowed down by fools:
- must be in reasonable shape, if you get winded walking then stay home
- Ed Hardy camping gear, it's really good gear and it's awesome
- desire to be a man among men
- not afraid to wield a blade
- crystal, I'm not sharing mine
- must be able to make a fire
- gloves
- a knowledge of native vegetation (knowledge of psychotropic fungus a plus)
- knowledge of modern music
- protective/splash resistant eye wear
- 5 - 10 of those clip things that rock climbers use
We are gonna need a mobile music device, ipod or something. I'm bringing the music for the firequests and visionquests, Nickleback's The Long Road. I only have it on CD, so I'll have my discman as a last resort, an ipod would be nicer. Just sayin'.
Dont' want to see"
- bad attitudes - gay/homoerotic behavior, this is a manhood thing. I AM NOT GAY.
- cock rings, can't keep it up w/o help, you aren't gonna make it on this quest
- firearms, there's gonna be enough guns going off and spent shells to pick up
- the nerds/dorks/lames/and anyone less than 100% into manhood.
If you are serious, then I promise you this will be the trip of your life. It will change the way you think. I'm serious, and I AM NOT GAY. To see a group of bros being men, a JO circle by a camp fire. The charge/energy in the air. Crystals get jacked, no lie. You will slip into a different frame of mind, you will feel electric.
Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears. It was no deal, nature knew man was in the forest, the crystals gave us the confidence to own those bears. I saw it, I was there.
100% SERIOUS, NO FAKERS
Comments
Must have Ed Hardy camping gear LMAO.
I wouldn't buy an ed hardy cum rag.
MANHOOD!!!
That said, this guy sounds like a Homo and up for a Brokeback Mountain expedition. Doesn't mention topless hiking or encountering any bears
MANHOOD!!
Got that stuck in my head with horrible poop chute pounding scenes.
MAKE IT STOP
Also, someone should email him to see if he's serious. I bet there'd be some funny replies to post.
The crystal he refers to is not meth but actually a crystal which presumably glows when jacking it with another dude. The crystal is a part of their pathetic excuse of denial.
It's simply a sexual cloak of illusion for what the really are.....faggots.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/jerk-off-crystal-for-bros
There has got to be a forum of interest somewhere, we can troll.
LOLOL
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