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If Only Having Tits Made You Smarter

DfgDfg Admin
edited August 2011 in Spurious Generalities

I am just focusing on the tits and I don't give a fuck if these dumb fucks don't know how to pump gas.
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  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited August 2011
    I don't know about you, but the way those girls look is exactly how i used to imagine the 'typical' American girl.

    I've since met few and i now know it was a naive assumption.
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  • PacoPaco me administrator
    edited August 2011
    Well in all honesty, a lot of people from jersey don't know how to pump gas. It's just because no one has to pump their own gas there, by law all gas stations have to be full service.
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  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited August 2011
    I lived in NJ, for 6 years and those people should not be allowed to pour their own water. But this is beyond stupid...
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  • TheWitchDoctorTheWitchDoctor Regular
    edited August 2011
    Those girls shouldn't be allowed to drive. :facepalm:
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  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited August 2011
    Paco wrote: »
    Well in all honesty, a lot of people from jersey don't know how to pump gas. It's just because no one has to pump their own gas there, by law all gas stations have to be full service.

    Yeah, I used to live in Jersey & didn't learn how to pump gas till I moved out of state.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2011
    Wow, you guys are missing the point. It's the tits.
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  • DarkhunterDarkhunter Regular
    edited August 2011
    Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland wrote: »
    That's the stupidest thing I've read all day

    This is Jersey we are talking about.
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  • thewandererthewanderer Regular
    edited August 2011
    I too have only recently learned how to pump gas. :facepalm:
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  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited August 2011
    thewanderer wrote: »
    I too have only recently learned how to pump gas. :facepalm:

    Lol. One time when I was living in Jersey I drove into PA to go skiing & stopped at a gas station. I waited for the attendant for awhile only to realize there wasn't one. :angry: So, I then drove back into Jersey & got gas near the PA state line. :facepalm: Pumping gas is nigger shit. Every state should have gas station attendants.
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  • thewandererthewanderer Regular
    edited August 2011
    I think the only other state with gas attendants is Oregon.
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  • DarkhunterDarkhunter Regular
    edited August 2011
    thewanderer wrote: »
    I think the only other state with gas attendants is Oregon.

    Maine has pump your gas service during the daytime on a store by store basis.
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  • GoingNowhereGoingNowhere Global Moderator
    edited August 2011
    How dumb do you have to be :facepalm: Plus it sounded she was having trouble reading...
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