Revenge on neighbors — Totseans

Revenge on neighbors

ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
edited September 2011 in Man Cave
Everyone has probably had the neighbors from hell at some point or another. If you can't move or make them move at least you can cause them frustration. ITT we discuss things to do to the neighbors that will waste their time & money & inconvenience them. All while remaining anonymous.

So, far this is what I've come up with:

Puncture the tires on their vehicle with something, maybe nails or screws. They will have to buy all new tires & as an added bonus if they park a bunch of vehicles in their driveway, by damaging the the tires of the vehicle on the end, the vehicle that's boxed in can't be moved. :D

In the winter, toss rock salt on the icy sidewalks, making sure to get some one the neighbors yard. Salt not only destroys grass but the dirt, too. Even if they reseed it or put new sod down next spring/summer, it won't take. :D

Any other ideas?

Comments

  • seeley17seeley17 Semo-Regulars
    edited August 2011
    Late at night do what I did, rock plus window.. Never had a problem since. Shows them you'll take it to the next level. Plus they can't prove it was you.
  • white88enochianwhite88enochian Regular
    edited August 2011
    get a gel or a dye activated by water and put it near or in there sprinklers
  • edited August 2011
    If they have a water feature in their garden (such as a fountain) then pour liquid soap into it. The bubbles will be intense, and it's a bitch to clean out properly. Other things would be to kill off their grass at night, bang on the walls when they're sleeping, and call in a SWAT team to their house, complaining of a possible terrorist attack. Make sure you call from a payphone though!
  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited August 2011
    If they live in a rural area and have tank water, put a teaspoon of potassium permanganate in the water. It will turn bright purple and cause them to end up having the tank drained.
  • blindbatblindbat Regular
    edited August 2011
    pour brake fluid on their car so it'll eat the paint away :p:thumbsup: . plant weed in their garden then call the cops if they decide to keep it growing.:D
  • thewandererthewanderer Regular
    edited August 2011
    On garbage night collect the neighborhood's trash and leave it all on the lawn of the neighbor.
    If they live in a rural area and have tank water, put a teaspoon of potassium permanganate in the water. It will turn bright purple and cause them to end up having the tank drained.
    Wasting good potassium permanganate. :thumbsdown:
  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited August 2011


    Wasting good potassium permanganate. :thumbsdown:

    Agreed, although it doesn't take much to dye the water purple and scare the neighbour into wasting a few thousand litres of water in the process.
  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited August 2011
    So, far all I've been doing is spraying Round Up on their yard. As I spray it on the grass that pops up in the rocked off areas of my yard I make sure to get some of the neighbors grass. TBH, that stuff doesn't work that well. You often have to repeatedly spray the same area on different occasions to get the grass or weeds to die.

    I think putting rock salt on their yard would be much better. When their yard looks like shit next year, they'll keep getting HOA notices. I bet they'll spend some time trying to get grass to grow all while racking up notices from the HOA. These people are lazy as fuck so it'll be amusing to actually watch them put effort into something.
  • white88enochianwhite88enochian Regular
    edited August 2011
    go steal some one elses yard stuff and place it in therer yard
  • edited August 2011
    Put rattlesnakes in their mailbox.
  • TheWitchDoctorTheWitchDoctor Regular
    edited August 2011
    Pour salt on their lawn in penis shapes.
  • TraumTraum Regular
    edited August 2011
    Pour salt on their lawn in penis shapes.

    This. All day.
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited August 2011
    Tping is always fun but dangerous. Cut their garden hoses. Shit on their vehicle or right in front of their door. Bologna on a vehicle is said to destroy the paint if left in the sun. Piss on their mailbox or doorknob. Do the flaming poo.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited August 2011
    Paint stripper round the window seals on their car = all new windows and seals
  • RaggedOldManRaggedOldMan Regular
    edited August 2011
    Let your dog take shits all over the other guys lawn. Catch a mole and set him loose in the neighbors yard :)
  • 0000000000 Regular
    edited September 2011
    put their hose through their letterbox and
    turn the water on.
    fireworks through their letterbox.
    paint through their letterbox.
    piss through their letterbox.
    shit through their letterbox.
    semen through their letterbox.
    verbal abuse through their letterbox.
    insects through their letterbox.
    frogs through their letterbox.
    small mammals through their letterbox.
    porn subscriptions through their letterbox.
    tazer through their letterbox.
    blocking up their letterbox.
    birds through their letterbox.

    i suppose this only applies to people who have a letterbox. Makes me realise what a security breach they are in the home, someone could finger me through mine!
  • abrnabrn Abrn
    edited September 2011
    you mean like the mail slot on a front door? i dont know what the fuck a letterbox is. But if you put a ton of birds through one of those it would be fuckin hilarious
  • 0000000000 Regular
    edited September 2011
    the letter box is the mail slot on their front door.food through letterbox always works best imho
  • BurnBurn Regular
    edited September 2011
    Destroy the cluser mailbox and call the cops saying you saw your niehgbours doing it? Do they often have trouble with the police? It could make more of these ideas more believable.
  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited September 2011
    My 'friend' found out the hard way that the dogs won't eat 'special treats' thrown over the fence. XD
  • TheWitchDoctorTheWitchDoctor Regular
    edited September 2011
    Tell your friend to try making some 'special peanut butter.' That's how I give my dogs medicine. :thumbsup:
  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited September 2011
    Tell your friend to try making some 'special peanut butter.' That's how I give my dogs medicine. :thumbsup:

    The dogs will not eat anything thrown over the fence & there's no way to hand feed them. My 'friend' threw 'special treats' over the fence twice & both times the dogs did not eat them. My friend had to go in the yard to retrieve the treat the second time so the neighbors didn't find it. :facepalm:
  • jehsiboijehsiboi Kanga Rump Ranga
    edited September 2011
    find out there date of birth, full name and who supplies their electricity and ring them up and get it disconnected ... or just kick their door in while they're away
  • TheWitchDoctorTheWitchDoctor Regular
    edited September 2011
    What about something like this?
  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited September 2011
    I thought of a good one. I still haven't killed the squirrels in the yard but I got the rat poison. I'll mix it with peanut butter & put it out one day then throw the dead squirrel in the neighbors yard, lol. I bet the dogs will tear it apart & there will be dead squirrel everywhere! Bonus points if the dogs die from eating poisoned squirrel!
  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited September 2011
    Use Sodium fluoroacetate rather than rat poison, They use it here for possum control. It lasts far longer in dead animals, ever seen a dog die from Sodium fluoroacetate poisoning?. Trust me, it ain't pleasant to watch but it is very effective.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1080_poison




    EDIT: There is no antidote for Sodium fluoroacetate, Vitamin K will reverse rat poison hence the reason it is a shit poison for killing dogs.
  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited September 2011
    Use Sodium fluoroacetate rather than rat poison, They use it here for possum control. It lasts far longer in dead animals, ever seen a dog die from Sodium fluoroacetate poisoning?. Trust me, it ain't pleasant to watch but it is very effective.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1080_poison

    I don't think you can buy that in the U.S. :(
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