Mite Box Prison Blues (Sung to the tune of Folsom Prison Blues by Johnny Cash)

Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
edited August 2011 in Life
I hear a pain a comin'
It's trolling round again
He ain't been poster since I don't know when,
He's stuck in mite box prison, and his posts all are gone
But that pain keeps a trollin' on at the damage done
When I was a regualr my mod he told me, son.
Always be a good boy, don't ever play with Will.
But I toOk shot at Taggert just to watch him cry.
When I see that mite boy postin', I palm my face and die.

I bet there's smart folks postin in all forums near and far
They're probably postin' often and smoking big cigars.
Well he knows he had it coming, He knows he can't be free
But those people keep a Postin'
And that's what tortures him...

Well if they freed him from his prison,
If that mite box place was mine
I bet he'd post it on a little farther down the line
Far from mite box prison, that's where he wants to stay
And I'd let that lonesome faggert blow my balls away.....


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