I was just getting ready to get into bed after switching the computer off and feeding the fish, when I bent down to pick up my laptop. Suddenly I heard a really fucked up noise coming from above me. I thought it was the pump in the fish tank, but I checked it and everything was fine. Suddenly, the noise happened again, louder this time and more prolonged. I noticed it was coming from the speakers, so I put my ear right next to it.
What I heard was totally messed up and pretty scary, it was just like in the movies. It sounded like someone talking, but it wasn't in English. In fact, it wasn't in any particular language from what I could tell. It sounded extremely alien, just like in the movies... I'm shitting it right now, lol

Is it possible for speakers to pick up sounds or signals and then amplify them?
The weirdest thing was, the speakers weren't even turned on...
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Is it possible for my SPEAKERS to pick up external noises and signals?
the noises are usualy caused by power surges kinda like plugging a speaker directly in a wall. which looks pretty cool
magnets can pic up a lot of signals
What you heard may have been electrical interference.
I remember being able to pick up number stations on my ancient radio.
It also could have been microscopic aliens from out of space who mistook your speakers for the worlds international communications system. They may have been trying to warn us about our impending doom. They could be flying home now, thinking that they have saved humanity.
haha this
I was going to same thing. OP, it could be just some static charge, you have told everyone that you like having Laptop on your laps while working. Your boner + Laptop = Rubbing = Charge.
That makes sense.
Could have just been a neighbour with an amateur radio and my speakers picking it all up.
I have a 2 watt hand held UHF CB radio which interferes with my amplifier whenever I use it. Normally I will hear a clicking noise which is caused by it. If it is an older 27 MHz CB then most likely you will hear him talking as AM is far easier to receive than FM modulated signals. Since my hand held is a 477 MHz FM CB it just causes noise to be received since an amplifier can't demodulate FM as well as it can AM.
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Yeah it most likely is your neighbour and your amp is acting as a radio receiver. Fucking CBers