Going to the beach. Currently however, I am sitting in my computer chair half naked and in desperate need of a turd, which I will probably be taking prior to having a shower. Anyway, today I will be getting on the bike and cycling a few miles to the beach, where I will hopefully find a semi-safe place to lock my bike up and hope that it doesn't get broken. I hate locking up bikes in public places, I always feel as though the tires will get slashed or deflated, or that the wheels will be stolen :facepalm: I live in a shit hole, it's probably worse than Pakistan! I better go, that shit is literally touching cloth now.
What are you doing today? I really hope it's something more interesting than taking a shit, but we can only hope. After all, this IS Totse
Go on, do your worst.