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In 5 Days I haven't Masturbated A Single Time

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edited September 2011 in Spurious Generalities
I did touch my dick but I do that all the time especially when talking RamDE on TS. I don't think there is something wrong with me, I blame the nasty porn editing, it seems it fucked my dicks internal circuits. Now, it just doesn't want to play and that sucks. My Dick has been my playmate since .... like ever. We used to hang out all the time, we did fart jokes and even did target shooting. Hell, we watched porn together but now it seems we're growing distant. My Dick, doesn't even return my calls, hell I even tried knocking the door and this one time, I even tried the sewerage entrance. It completely ignored me. I don't think it's just a phase and I don't think it's falling in love with some other dick, that I am sure off, otherwise it would pay attention when I open some gay porn which I usually download for Trx100 and BK but that's our secret.

I am not sure guys, this is just so awkward. Got any tips to help my homie out? (please, don't recommend sucking it, or raping a camel, I already tried those)
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  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited September 2011
    This is unhealthy in my opinion. You should try looking ay new forms of pornography to see if you get off to it or think of things you don't normally think about when jerking but are still sexual. Do what you must but get that load out.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited September 2011
    MissingMuse wrote: »
    This is unhealthy in my opinion. You should try looking ay new forms of pornography to see if you get off to it or think of things you don't normally think about when jerking but are still sexual. Do what you must but get that load out.

    Send me some UN ;) porn heheheh.
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  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited September 2011
    work on your man to hand relationship
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  • HOLLISTER GUYHOLLISTER GUY Regular
    edited September 2011
    I only masturbate a couple times a year so you should be fine going a week or two without. A dick is just a bunch of skin and muscle and fat, blood, veins and whatever else might be in there. Just a part of a body you live in.
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  • Icee WeinerIcee Weiner Regular
    edited September 2011
    In 5 days I haven't masturbated. I did get laid about 4 times though. It's been a long summer apart from my gf.
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  • HOLLISTER GUYHOLLISTER GUY Regular
    edited September 2011
    Icee Weiner wrote: »
    In 5 days I haven't masturbated. I did get laid about 4 times though. It's been a long summer apart from my gf.

    How do you get laid "about" 4 times. did you lose track or something?
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  • Icee WeinerIcee Weiner Regular
    edited September 2011
    HOLLISTER GUY wrote: »
    How do you get laid "about" 4 times. did you lose track or something?

    It's been a busy few days since I've moved back to campus
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  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited September 2011
    Lol, I do wonder if you fap on Teamspeak, Dfg. All that chair creaking and "ahhhh" noise. At least I mute the mic and speakers when I do ;)
    I've not fapped in a while. Just been too busy and felt nothing sexually. Takes a lot these days to get me off and I can attribute that to a relationship, so I know how Icee feels.

    Try trap, BBW or insanely hardcore/paincore bondage Dfg.
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited September 2011
    Funny that you should make this thread - I haven't fapped since Saturday morning, just because I thought it would be fun to not do it for a while.
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