Basically last week at like 10pm I was on Warcraft and so was my friend when my roommate walks in and asks if I want to move to California, and I was just like :eek: fuck yeah :cool: so I asked my friend on Warcraft if he wanted to come and he was like :eek: fuck yeah :cool: so we packed up, picked him up, and moved to California.
At the moment we don't have shit but one of the guys with us just got hooked up on welfare and we're setting out to look for jobs today. Spent the weekend in Venice Beach which was a fucking BLAST! Drunk every night, weed literally thrown at us.
Because we're basically bums we got a bunch of free shit at the beach. One rich ass woman gave us each $20 and then at least $80-$100 of dank ass bud, then invited us to a rich ass party that we didn't get to go to but whatever.
So far, I fucking love California.
Don't come up to the desert, we don't need any more bums here.
Buddha - Fuck the desert. We had to cross the Mojave to get here and fuck that place. Fuck it hard.
Venice Beach again this weekend? Probably.
Fucking this. Cali is full of hobos & the cost of living is ridiculous. Not to mention the traffic...
CALIFOR-NYUH-NYUH. SUPER COOL TO THE HOMLEESSSS
Since you are in Venice, you can prove it by getting a pic with Harry Perry. And what's wrong with the desert? Get a little too hot for you? sissy girl.
Where would you prefer to live GMB?
Oh, and Buddha, the desert wasn't too hot or anything it just wasn't preferred territory.
Off topic: Anyone know of a good free online resume maker?
Don't you Cali niggas just love the amount of attractive Asian and Mexican bitches out here?
Yeah I try not to make eye contact with him or he'll follow you around singing all loud as fuck, and yeah he is pretty famous, been in a bunch of movies and shit (as himself).
And after being here a while you kind of take all the hot chicks for granted, then you move somewhere else like MO, and realize there ain't no fucking talent there.
We figured he was some bum trying to get money, but I guess that's not the case? Shit man we were determined to go back and give him some fuckin' money just because of how bad ass he was.
Buy a cd from him.
lol fuck you
EAST COAST ALL DAY BITCHES
OP IS NEVER GONNA GET PUSSY YOU FUCKING HARDCORE WANKER
AND HAHAHA AT YOU LOSERS LIVING IN THE DESERTS. LOL!!!!!!!!!
Fuck that place, too much snow.
Haha, I'm in the desert. I'd rather live here than somewhere humid.
It does. Fucking filthy, crowded & full of niggers.
:facepalm: There are more deserts than the Mojave.
No, I'd prefer the streets be populated by attractive Swedes. I'm not big on cholas or fresh off the boat Asians.
Anyways, first interview down. It went well. Another coming up Wednesday.
How would I get my foot into the porn industry door? I hear San Fernando Valley is filled with porn. I'm serious about this. I've looked on Craigslist to no avail.
Out of curiosity, what do you want to do in the porn industry?
He wants to be a fluffer.
Fuck. Idk man, every time I've had sex I was unable to nut..so I can go for a while and I feel like that's a key role as a male porn actor?
Enjoy your food stamps.
Well, at the moment I'm sitting on a couch that's in the living room of a house in Covina, CA, so, as far as I know I'm in Cali.
Thanks for your contribution, faggot.
I've lived in teh midwest. It's bleak, you can have it.
But yeah, Covina and greater LA is an armpit, I'll give you that.
Nothing but hearsay.
Picture of a reciept from a store or whatever - but right now theres no proof you're anywhere.
If in three weeks "HERP DERP I MOVED BACK HOME" then i called it right now that you never left.
 - no need for name calling faggot.
I live in a town where the cops dont give a fuck about crime. But they got the time to pull you over for nothing and give you a ticket. So you can waste your time and go to court to appeal it.
Then again its the only place i ever lived in, i wouldnt know about other states/country
I'll cut you a break if you got a job; did you get one of those jobs?
I hear times are tough around America employment wise.
Actually, 2/3 of us that came here are now employed, including myself. The 3rd just had an interview.
What is the occupation?