What lulz could be had? I'm assuming any antique store here in town can't get that much business, and I probably won't spend my entire day at the register doing nothing, so what should I do?
Are there any farms near your town? Ok good. What youre going to do is steal a bull from that farm, ideally on your lunch break so you have enough time to get the gate open. Then you will sneak said bull into the antique store. How? Grab a table cloth and drape it over the bull and tell them its an antique dining set. Then once the bull is in the antique shop, kick him in the nuts, and lulz will be produced. When the owners come back, just give them a shrug and a cheesy grin and say "well you know what they say."
I was thinking that one thing I could do to pass time while the boss is gone is play on the internet, since I know they will have it for research purposes.
Or you can coordinate with the stores around you to move every single thing in the store to the store on its right while the bosses are away. That way when they can come back, theyll think the entire building shifted to the left.
Convince them to let you go out and check out local auctions/sales of crap for potential undescovered antiques. Proceed to nearest charity shop by some shit vases and smoke weed for the rest of the day.
Convince them to let you go out and check out local auctions/sales of crap for potential undescovered antiques. Proceed to nearest charity shop by some shit vases and smoke weed for the rest of the day.
I'm thinking the reason I'm being put on as a temp for such a store is so the owner can do that, so I'm fairly sure I'll be there alone. It would be sweet if I wasn't on probation because I would get knowledgeable about the job and become a full time employee and just be stoned all the time.
hellacopters dont just land at any spot they feel like they prolly alredy have it in there mind were they r going. anywasy i liked the bull idea LOL!!!!!! :o:o:o:o:o
put out a flier saying the roadshow is coming to town
Sounds lulzy. The thing that really sucks is that I don't even get to use a computer at work because this one doesn't buy their shit directly. It's kinda like an outlet for a different one.
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I'm thinking the reason I'm being put on as a temp for such a store is so the owner can do that, so I'm fairly sure I'll be there alone. It would be sweet if I wasn't on probation because I would get knowledgeable about the job and become a full time employee and just be stoned all the time.
There are actually several places in town I could do this. I guess it really depends on which one I'm temping at.
Sounds lulzy. The thing that really sucks is that I don't even get to use a computer at work because this one doesn't buy their shit directly. It's kinda like an outlet for a different one.