*Possible B&M thread*
I'm seriously getting sick of magpies and crows. They invade my yard and leave nothing but a trail of carnage and bird shit.
I'm currently growing Mulberry trees (both white and black) and I've only managed to get about 3 off it, when 50+ have matured. The fucking magpies eat them straight off the tree! I was sitting inside watching them do this. They also eat my strawberries and cherry tomatoes. I have tried every method to get rid of them (besides killing them) but it just isn't working. Today, I saw the last straw. They were sitting on my clothesline, trying to pull my socks off it! Seriously, what the fuck? I suppose they were trying it to get threads or something for their nests, but come on. If this keeps goin on, I'm getting my slingshot out.
I hate senseless killing of animals, and generally will only kill if I intend to eat them. But magpie tastes like shit (I know from experience) and I'm just over their bullshit.
tl;dr magpies and crows, FUCK OFF