Hey guys I haven't really posted here but I figured I'd share my jenkem experience with you guys.
So anyway, I read about this thing called jenkem. At first I didn't believe it, but then I started to hear more and more about it, so I figured maybe there must be some truth to it
so anyway, I thought that this would be really gross but I wanted to get high and I have no money so I guess I gotta do what I gotta do.
I live with my sister so I had to try to keep this secretive. I got a bowl, a 1L coke bottle, a spoon, and a funnel. I went into the bathroom and left the shower running so it would disguise the noises that might be suspicious. I pooped into a bowl (very squishy almost diarrhea) and then peed into it too. I used a spoon to mix it all up and make it very soupy. Then, using the funnel, I poured the solution into the bottle. Some got on my hands and some of it sloshed out onto the floor onto the carpet in front of the sink and I couldn't get it cleaned up very good. It stained the pink carpet. Not sure how I'm going to explain that one :mad: anyway I get everything cleaned up except for the stain and I cap the bottle up and put everything up in the kitchen. When I got back to my room, I put a balloon over the top. I hid the bottle under my bed for a while, then moved it to a place outside where nobody would find it.
I waited for a week, then went and checked on the bottle, the balloon was filling with gas. I was excited, I was finally going to get to try it. I take the bottle and hid behind the dumpster in the apartment complex we are living at. I held the balloon pinched so no gas would escape and then sat down. All I can remember is inhaling the gases and holding it in like I do with air duster as long as I possibly could.
All I remember is waking up and having a very nasty taste in my mouth. I think I should have probably inhaled less, but I guess I'll just have to try it again. Anyone else have this problem?