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  • dr rockerdr rocker Regular
    edited October 2011
    Always reset the mile counter when you fill up. Its there for a reason, its one of the best tools for telling you something is different.
  • TheWitchDoctorTheWitchDoctor Regular
    edited October 2011
    Before you do some drugs remember it's easy to get high, it's not easy to get un-high when you start freaking out/you get stopped by the police/whatever else might happen.

    Also, they lottery is a tax for people who are bad at math.
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited October 2011
    ^^ Real shit right there.

    When smoking weed if you feel that you've had enough, don't take "one more hit". It will push you over the top and ruin your buzz.

    Also, never fall in love. Ever. It's the most painful feeling in the world to know that you have met the absolute perfect mate for you, and know that they legitimately feel the same way, but also know you're literally less than a year too late because you already married their sister :(
  • LethargicaLethargica Regular
    edited October 2011
    When you lose don't lose the lesson

    perfect lesson for the person above this post
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited October 2011
  • jehsiboijehsiboi Kanga Rump Ranga
    edited October 2011
    Wear a condom when sexing hookers
  • MeloncholyMeloncholy Regular
    edited November 2011
    I discovered a shitty 4 line poem I wrote a year or so ago called "Advice to My Hypothetical Progeny":

    Life is a journey
    Anger is a gift
    Smile when it rains
    And bend your knees when you lift!
  • chippychippy <b style="color:pink;">Global Moderator</b>
    edited November 2011
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited November 2011
    Never show a picture of your 16 year old daughter holding Llama to a Paki.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited November 2011
    I have a pair of jeans where my zipper has a mind of its own. cheers, Chippy! I used to have safety pins for it, but now I don't have to risk stabbing my knob thanks to you :thumbsup:
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