Just got up to go for a piss as I had an early night but I still can't get this out of my head. I spent all day waiting for some bitch to come on over, altering my routine and meds so as to be in a responsive and sober state for when she arrived and as I got into bed to say "It'd have been nice to have seen you today. Went a bit down the pan didn't it?"
she replied with....brace for it..."I was wearing a jumper and would have been really hot in your room"
I was so dumbfounded and not even expecting anything sexual. Her job is a goddamn Burlesque dancer. If anything she knows how to get changed and/or strip off
So, what are your most crappy letdowns?