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Lindsay lohan begins prison term

Dumpster SlutDumpster Slut Acolyte
edited July 2010 in Spurious Generalities
:) - my first reaction was a smile
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  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    My first reaction was chronic masturbation and then a smile then a laugh.

    But for real I smiled. oh and laughed a wee liddle bit.
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  • muffinsmuffins Regular
    edited July 2010
    I like the fact that shes a fuckup, kinda makes her human to me, to be honest shes like most people just a target for more attention since shes a celeb. Plus its comforting to know if i ever met her and had some drugs on me i might get a chance to mess around with her. I think shes pretty hot
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  • SlappySlappy Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    It's a family tradition, lol. I bet her father is full of advice.
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  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    Yeah but she is just another loser looking for attention most of the time.
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited July 2010
    I saw this on TV last night. What did she actually do?
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  • Pill PopperPill Popper Regular
    edited July 2010
    I haven't stopped laughing

    especially when tmz get's replayed several times a night and they cannot stop talking about this
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  • MantikoreMantikore Regular
    edited July 2010
    man, i wish men and women shared the same prisons
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  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited July 2010
    She is not going to prison she is going to the county jail FFS.
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  • GreenbullGreenbull Regular
    edited July 2010
    Isn't she only going to serve like two weeks?
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  • Pill PopperPill Popper Regular
    edited July 2010
    23 days or something retarded like that

    they base it on good behaviour due to over crowded jails
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  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm going to fap to the image of her getting lesbo-gang-raped.
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  • Pill PopperPill Popper Regular
    edited July 2010
    Not gonna happen

    she is gonna be in solitary
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  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    Pill Popper wrote: »
    Not gonna happen

    she is gonna be in solitary

    I can still fap to the image of it :/

    I'll fap to the image of her masturbating alone in a cold, dark, moist cell.
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  • TLVTLV Regular
    edited July 2010
    Does anybody else wish they were in prison right now?
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  • Fetus-SmasherFetus-Smasher Regular
    edited July 2010
    Mantikore wrote: »
    man, i wish men and women shared the same prisons

    This, but dedicate an entire island for it. Like escape from LA, and televise it 24hr live feed. That would keep kids off drugs, seeing womens face smashed in then fucking the shit out of a corpse. Imagine seeing your friends.
    "oh snap there goes mah nigga jones! Wait, oh snap that dude just mouth fucked him..."

    Yes, this is the future.
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  • Pill PopperPill Popper Regular
    edited July 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    I can still fap to the image of it :/

    I'll fap to the image of her masturbating alone in a cold, dark, moist cell.

    This is true
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  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    Hot, isn't it?
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  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    Im fapping already to the thought of this. But unfortunately I cant stop laughing at what is going to be the most miserable time of her life so it makes this fap session much less enjoyable. I wish I was crying instead like a little emo kid(Brandon) then i would have some sulty liquid lubrication. I will just cut my wrists and use the blood. Wow this may have been a bit to much.
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  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    Seeing her cry, all degraded, despised, ashamed of herself, and afraid would turn me on way too much.
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  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited July 2010
    She's going to get the Martha Stewart treatment. Nothing to see here folks.
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  • Pill PopperPill Popper Regular
    edited July 2010
    picture.php?albumid=11&pictureid=92

    That snatch looks deformed
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  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    ^
    *Fapping quickly ends when seeing this picture*
    Wow i lost all intrest
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  • Icee WeinerIcee Weiner Regular
    edited July 2010
    Pill Popper wrote: »
    That snatch looks deformed

    There have probably been so many people in there. People and animals alike.
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  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    I took a three day camping trip to her vag once. It wasnt that nice but there was a lot of wide open fields to frolic through.
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