Ask an ex Escort Girl anything — Totseans

Ask an ex Escort Girl anything

RemadERemadE Global Moderator
edited February 2012 in Life
Ok so I have a friend who was an Escort/Call Girl and we shall be meeting up for a natter in a few days. No, not that, simply a catch up as we really get on and have a lot in common (except the fact she's female and was a Call Girl). Now she's pretty open about her past and I was thinking maybe I could ask some questions on &ToTSE's behalf if any of you are curious about the life and exploits of an ex Call Girl. The degree of intoxication will mean the degrees/levels of questions will be more upfront.

That said, ask away and I'll do my best to ask them and give you an answer the day after. This is an assumed one-off thread, but if we meet up regularly (which would be cool as I enjoy going for a walk round my City to escape these 4 walls), then this could be an ongoing thing.

So, any questions?

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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited February 2012
    Is she open to talk to me on Skype, would are her interests, if she hot, what's the best sex she had?W
    What is she looking for in a partner, can she be my Valentine.
  • GoingNowhereGoingNowhere Global Moderator
    edited February 2012
    Was she forced to do it as a last resort (debts that she couldnt pay, drugs (no offense intended), daily necessities like food and shelter) or was it more of a career choice? :) Good thread this

    ^^ Yeah, good idea. Having a chat on teamspeak would be cool :)
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited February 2012
    From what she told me last time, it was voluntary as it was through an agency and yeah she's English so no forced stuff on that front. She doesn't know I made this thread, but if we head back to mine and get a few drinks down our necks, I'll propose that we go on Skype or Teamspeak. Fuck knows how that could turn out. Dfg will be fapping the whole time I can tell.
    As for Valentines, I don't think she's into anything romantic. To her it's all business - unless you're a mate lol. But she said the money was good. Very good. One of those girls that's got a thousand tales to tell yet is my age so we get on pretty damn well considering our colourful backgrounds yet being at opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to the income.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited February 2012
    Why is she meeting you when she could be meating me?
  • GoingNowhereGoingNowhere Global Moderator
    edited February 2012
    Ahh no sorry I used the wrong words, I meant did she want to do that as a job or was it because of circumstances that she ended up doing it?

    I agree about the Skype/Teamspeak, that would be cool :)
  • chippychippy <b style="color:pink;">Global Moderator</b>
    edited February 2012
    What geographic area, what's the going rate for that area, how far did she used to travel, did she declare everything for tax, did she need an accountant, did she ever catch anything, did she have any nasty experiences, what was the biggest tip she got, where was the coolest place she escorted someone, did she have any famous clients.

    I'll ask more questions later :)
  • white88enochianwhite88enochian Regular
    edited February 2012
    yeah famouseclient s would be a good question
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited February 2012
    Good questions there, Chippy. Like I said, if we head back to mine then I'll be able to remember them but famous clients would be funny...and interesting. I know what sort of area but won't put it here out of respect for her (it's the North, but that's as much as I'll say).
    And lol, biggest tip she got? ;) oi oi
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited February 2012
    Why is she meeting you when she could be meating me?

    Atlantic barrier :( fingers crossed things progress well enough to get onto Teamspeak though. Should be a giggle.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited February 2012
    So she was scheduled to come over at 9pm.

    After a day of work then arranging some other work, she came over at 00:10, then proceeded straight into my bathroom where she puked up for 10 minutes as she was exhausted and had been surviving off caffeine-ridden drinks all day. Out she comes and pukes in my bin, so I get her a hot water bottle and tuck her into bed.
    Didn't get too far other than her saying "this is where I really miss my old job...I can't do these hours and stay healthy" as she has 2 jobs, plus University work and other bits and bobs.

    Hopefully she'll be over next weekend. Second time in a row I've had a girl puke in my room :angry:
  • chippychippy <b style="color:pink;">Global Moderator</b>
    edited February 2012
    Second time?
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited February 2012
    The last time a girl puked on me, so to peak, I ended up living with her for 12 years. Big mistake on my part...
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited February 2012
    Yeah, there was another one who came round the other week, drunk as hell (I play Mr Nice Guy and my room is a sanctuary with the wall hanging and other bits). So whilst chilling out watching Archer or whatever, I find that Women can't handle their booze.
    As for Beaver, that made me chuckle. If that is a rule to go by then I'll be bearing it in mind with the fact I'm good mates with these girls and that will be as far as it goes :eek:
  • chippychippy <b style="color:pink;">Global Moderator</b>
    edited February 2012
    Wall hanging?

    Other bits?
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited February 2012
    chippy wrote: »
    Wall hanging?

    Other bits?

    Haha, I got it at Camden Market for £3.50 which is a bargain. Should send you my room tour video I did for Beaver.
    Other bits are posters and the like.
  • chippychippy <b style="color:pink;">Global Moderator</b>
    edited February 2012
    This is quickly turning into an ask RemadE anything thread LOL
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited February 2012
    So, in response to the questions put forward, which she said "were really rather complimentary, as mot people wouldn't want to ask about this sort of thing", here are your answers:

    Biggest tip: None. The clients didn't tend to tip as they paid a lot anyway.
    Celebrities: One, but I have decided not to say his name. There was no sex, rather just a date but still.
    Travel: She went to New York to accompany a guy on a weekend school reunion as, as she put it, "arm candy" and it was all expenses paid for.
    STD/Nasty experiences: None, other than some boring ones below.

    Also "some guys just wanted me to watch TV with them", so not all of it was sexual. As the name suggests, it was literally escorting guys for some of the time.
    Lonely guys..tapping away on keyboards...

    But yeah, good night. She's a cracking girl :)
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited February 2012
    RemadE wrote: »
    So, in response to the questions put forward, which she said "were really rather complimentary, as mot people wouldn't want to ask about this sort of thing", here are your answers:

    Biggest tip: None. The clients didn't tend to tip as they paid a lot anyway.
    Celebrities: One, but I have decided not to say his name. There was no sex, rather just a date but still.
    Travel: She went to New York to accompany a guy on a weekend school reunion as, as she put it, "arm candy" and it was all expenses paid for.
    STD/Nasty experiences: None, other than some boring ones below.

    Also "some guys just wanted me to watch TV with them", so not all of it was sexual. As the name suggests, it was literally escorting guys for some of the time.
    Lonely guys..tapping away on keyboards...

    But yeah, good night. She's a cracking girl :)

    Can I marry her :(
  • (nameless one)(nameless one) Regular
    edited February 2012
    What are some of the most interesting things that she's done/done to her and where they called?

    I only know Iced Tea, Superman, Hot Karl, Steamer, Strawberry Shortcake, Angry Dragon, and Dutch Rudder to name a few.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited February 2012
    I'm sure I'll see her soon and will ask :p
    As for marriage Dfg, she really isn't that sort unfortunately for you. However if you do visit, and I have already mentioned you (as I showed her the thread) I'm sure you'd have a lot of fun.

    In other words: Get out of that hole and into a proper one!
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