Ok so I have a friend who was an Escort/Call Girl and we shall be meeting up for a natter in a few days. No, not that, simply a catch up as we really get on and have a lot in common (except the fact she's female and was a Call Girl). Now she's pretty open about her past and I was thinking maybe I could ask some questions on &ToTSE's behalf if any of you are curious about the life and exploits of an ex Call Girl. The degree of intoxication will mean the degrees/levels of questions will be more upfront.
That said, ask away and I'll do my best to ask them and give you an answer the day after. This is an assumed one-off thread, but if we meet up regularly (which would be cool as I enjoy going for a walk round my City to escape these 4 walls), then this could be an ongoing thing.
So, any questions?
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What is she looking for in a partner, can she be my Valentine.
^^ Yeah, good idea. Having a chat on teamspeak would be cool
As for Valentines, I don't think she's into anything romantic. To her it's all business - unless you're a mate lol. But she said the money was good. Very good. One of those girls that's got a thousand tales to tell yet is my age so we get on pretty damn well considering our colourful backgrounds yet being at opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to the income.
I agree about the Skype/Teamspeak, that would be cool
I'll ask more questions later
And lol, biggest tip she got? oi oi
Atlantic barrier fingers crossed things progress well enough to get onto Teamspeak though. Should be a giggle.
After a day of work then arranging some other work, she came over at 00:10, then proceeded straight into my bathroom where she puked up for 10 minutes as she was exhausted and had been surviving off caffeine-ridden drinks all day. Out she comes and pukes in my bin, so I get her a hot water bottle and tuck her into bed.
Didn't get too far other than her saying "this is where I really miss my old job...I can't do these hours and stay healthy" as she has 2 jobs, plus University work and other bits and bobs.
Hopefully she'll be over next weekend. Second time in a row I've had a girl puke in my room
As for Beaver, that made me chuckle. If that is a rule to go by then I'll be bearing it in mind with the fact I'm good mates with these girls and that will be as far as it goes :eek:
Other bits?
Haha, I got it at Camden Market for £3.50 which is a bargain. Should send you my room tour video I did for Beaver.
Other bits are posters and the like.
Biggest tip: None. The clients didn't tend to tip as they paid a lot anyway.
Celebrities: One, but I have decided not to say his name. There was no sex, rather just a date but still.
Travel: She went to New York to accompany a guy on a weekend school reunion as, as she put it, "arm candy" and it was all expenses paid for.
STD/Nasty experiences: None, other than some boring ones below.
Also "some guys just wanted me to watch TV with them", so not all of it was sexual. As the name suggests, it was literally escorting guys for some of the time.
Lonely guys..tapping away on keyboards...
But yeah, good night. She's a cracking girl
Can I marry her
I only know Iced Tea, Superman, Hot Karl, Steamer, Strawberry Shortcake, Angry Dragon, and Dutch Rudder to name a few.
As for marriage Dfg, she really isn't that sort unfortunately for you. However if you do visit, and I have already mentioned you (as I showed her the thread) I'm sure you'd have a lot of fun.
In other words: Get out of that hole and into a proper one!