Durex lube bottles - a conspiracy that's been bugging me for years
RemadE
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Seriously, ever since I saw these and other products (which I will endeavour to find a picture of as I have them) of Female things to purchase, that seem innocent, but are blatantly sex toys in disguise.
So on with the rambled rant.
Every time I go into a Supermarket or Chemist, there are always these Durex lube bottles on the shelves.
Now I don't have a problem, unlike the Females who do that can't get their hole wet - but why, WHY WHY are they shaped like an improv dildo? Seriously, can someone just at least say "they are used for lonely old women" because I've asked a fair few people, both Male and Female, over the years this has been bugging me, and I just need an answer...
Plus, why are Guys' sex toys seen as "gross" and "desperate" (ie. fleshlight being the main culprit) when Females get to have all manner of dongs, vibrating eggs, ben-wa balls and whatever else they can stick up themselves to get their rocks off and not be seen as desperate? It it that Guys find it a turn on? I saw my ex using her toys and I had no problem with it - they accompanied our adventures quite nicely, but maybe it's a Guy thing, that we see them as "awesome" because of porn, whereas Girls see Guys' sex toys as desperate because there hasn't been enough exposure to them in the public eye.
that being said, I do know of some girls who were reluctant to show me their toys, mostly vibrators, but eventually did. Needless to say, the conversation soon ended and other things did the talking (no, my japseye does not talk).
Just my 2 cents of a ramble there. And a question, too. Also I'll text a Girly mate I'm talking to now (despite being ready for bed but staying up to watch a film) and post the answer here just to get a Female perspective if no Girls are here. Cupcake, I'm looking at you...and my ex, who is probably stalking these forums.
In the meantime, this is a giggle. Yes, all of it.
So on with the rambled rant.
Every time I go into a Supermarket or Chemist, there are always these Durex lube bottles on the shelves.
Now I don't have a problem, unlike the Females who do that can't get their hole wet - but why, WHY WHY are they shaped like an improv dildo? Seriously, can someone just at least say "they are used for lonely old women" because I've asked a fair few people, both Male and Female, over the years this has been bugging me, and I just need an answer...
Plus, why are Guys' sex toys seen as "gross" and "desperate" (ie. fleshlight being the main culprit) when Females get to have all manner of dongs, vibrating eggs, ben-wa balls and whatever else they can stick up themselves to get their rocks off and not be seen as desperate? It it that Guys find it a turn on? I saw my ex using her toys and I had no problem with it - they accompanied our adventures quite nicely, but maybe it's a Guy thing, that we see them as "awesome" because of porn, whereas Girls see Guys' sex toys as desperate because there hasn't been enough exposure to them in the public eye.
that being said, I do know of some girls who were reluctant to show me their toys, mostly vibrators, but eventually did. Needless to say, the conversation soon ended and other things did the talking (no, my japseye does not talk).
Just my 2 cents of a ramble there. And a question, too. Also I'll text a Girly mate I'm talking to now (despite being ready for bed but staying up to watch a film) and post the answer here just to get a Female perspective if no Girls are here. Cupcake, I'm looking at you...and my ex, who is probably stalking these forums.
In the meantime, this is a giggle. Yes, all of it.
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My mate replied basically saying that Women like phallic objects (if they could have a dream one, it's be a chocolate phallus that ejaculates money) but anyway, maybe it's an advertising/marketing ploy.
Devious bastards.
Thats pretty fucked
Damn, that just confirms the sorts of people who regularly shop as ASDA. Well spotted, spinster!
"Sir, where are the condoms and lube?"
"Next to the pacifiers"