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  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited August 2012
    I think he likes you.
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  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited August 2012
    Only in sepia tone, while holding hands and giving each other adoring looks.
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  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited August 2012
    Just make sure to give him your candy whenever he's in the mood.
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  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited August 2012
    Hello, I'm the reason there are no girls on the internet..nice to meet you (tits please).
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2012
    Either he has a crash on your or he a moron with rage issues. FFS CANDY! You should look for a really handsome guy, who is confident, shares your interest, is quite open minded, won't rape you and is actually a very decent human being. Plus, I think there is someone who lives in Pakistan those qualities. If you guess it correctly you will get an fictional candy. Hurry up.
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  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited August 2012
    DementedCupcake wrote: »
    I don't know whether to be horrified or laugh.
    Because seriously how pathetic does his life have to be to get violent over a pack of m&ms? Holy fucking shit.
    That depends. Were they the peanut one?
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  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited August 2012
    Should have raped him. He wouldn't expect that shit :D
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  • GoingNowhereGoingNowhere Global Moderator
    edited August 2012
    What did the teacher say about that?
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  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited August 2012
    Perhaps it is the old "pulling the ponytail scenario" Maybe he's attracted to you. From your point of view, could that be a possible?
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  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited August 2012
    ^ Hmm. He sounds like a jackass then. Kick him in the scrotum.
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  • GoingNowhereGoingNowhere Global Moderator
    edited August 2012
    Heel palm to the jaw is always a classic :)
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  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited August 2012
    I bet this is some PUA shit.

    If you need a place to hide out, come to Sydney. I'll show you my didgeridoo.
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  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited August 2012
    There was an episode of the Simpsons where Artie Ziff describes himself as a bad song that women "catch themselves" sing in the shower.

    Now, please, tell us more about this man and how much he annoys you.
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  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited August 2012
    Slightly random question: DementedCupcakes, Do you have green hair?
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  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited August 2012
    what a cagey reply... :hai::hai:
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  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited August 2012
    DementedCupcake wrote: »
    Also a plan. :)
    ...Now the guy is trying to talk to me, yelling obnoxiously "Hey Girl! Hey girl! You you! HEY!" as I walk past him.

    Gettin' real tired of his bullshit.
    How should I confront him, eh?

    With a kick to his scrotum.
    Perhaps dye your hair red like the Colorado shooter. Bet you he'll back down then.
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