Jesus. That's it. I'm off women forever. Forget it. This is too much. The shitting and the pissing and the periods and the farts; I could look past all that. But now...
"Discharge"?! Apparently more comes out. And it's color coded. :facepalm:
White: Thick, white discharge is common at the beginning and end of a woman's cycle. Normal white discharge is not accompanied by itching. If itching is present, thick white discharge can indicate a yeast infection.
Clear and stretchy: This is "fertile" mucous and means a woman is ovulating.
Clear and watery: This occurs at different times of the cycle and can be particularly heavy after exercising.
Yellow or Green: May indicate an infection, especially if thick or clumpy like cottage cheese or has a foul odor.
Brown: May happen right after periods, and is just "cleaning out" the vagina. Old blood looks brown.
Spotting Blood/Brown Discharge: This may occur when a woman is ovulating/mid-cycle. Sometimes early in pregnancy there may be spotting or a brownish discharge at the time the period would normally come. If there's spotting at the time of her normal period rather than the usual amount of flow, and she has had sex without using birth control, she should check a pregnancy test.