Where's the wierdest place you masterbated?
BitterConflict
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Well, it was my junior year in high school and right after school my mum decided to take me to Shopping Center. Right before my mum picked me up, I remember there was this very hot petite small Latina chick in my English class. She was in my thoughts for the entire day. Her image was embedded in my head. She dressed in a sexy tight fur jacket accompanied by tight jeans that exposed how curved her ass was. The dye for her hair matched her whole attire. Her color scheme was black and gold, and damn it was sexy. Her voice is adorable and she had the sexiest eyes to match her cute face. Throughout the whole ride, I kept thinking about pounding her tight curved small ass/pussy and kissing her passionately. I had a huge raging boner. By the time my mom and I arrived in the parking lot, I told her to go on without me. So, she went inside without me. As soon as I waited my mom to enter the mall, I quickly reach in my pocket and started to play pocket pool. I fucking fapped extremely hard for the next 3-5 minutes. I busted a nut in my boxer briefs and my goodness it felt great, for the moment. The aftermath was unpleasant, I bruised my dick and had to endure 30 minutes with sticky boxer briefs. I pretended like nothing happened and held in my pain until I got home. My mom knew I was acting weird, but she disregarded it. That cute-sexy Latina chick had no clue I fapped furiously to her. The next day, I saw her at school and smiled at her. It was kind of weird, but shit I would never forget this experience. 
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Well, yes and no. lol
Please elaborate ....
By me posting my weird experience, makes me feel a bit odd now.
Oh wellz.
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You son of a bitch. Consequences will never be the same... :mad:
As for me, when I was 13 I fapped in the back of a moving van under a blanket...
I'm the only shitbagger to have survived such an endeavor, no?
I fapped once in the bushes (half a mile or so from the school) behind my school while skipping in my senior year.
mind = blown
Lol at elastic twat. Faglekai fisted her while jacking himself in her. Epic Win Absolute.
Oh U.
Masturbation only involves one person.
What you said is definitely a mindblaster. Well played sir.
I've got another one, but this time it wasn't me. It was this weird kid in my 7th grade science class. He was an Asian nerd who would always wear thick hoody sweatshirts. He sat across the room from me. I've notice he was shaking and sweating. My table members noticed as well. We stared at him for like 5 seconds. We thought he was cold or something, but how can he because of that hoody? Well, eventually he makes a lot of noise and gets my teacher's attention. The teacher knew what he was doing and told him to clean up and embarrassed him. He gave him a lecture in class and escorted him out. After that, I never saw him ever again or at least in that class.
One day, she was wearing a skirt and every dude in my class sat across from her, so they can see her crotch. Almost everyone saw her twat in my classroom that day. She had a fire crotch and it looked like it was tight, but now that I think about it, that shit's her vagina was fucking vile. lol Well, as soon as my teacher turned off the lights she starts adjusting her skirt and she was taking her time at it. I heard her fondling around and whimpering. Then it seemed like she went to a sudden stopped. It seems like she was masturbating. I asked the people who lied next to her and they said she was whimpering or moaning. It was pretty weird. Later on in the school year, she contracted herpes. 'Cos it was yellowish blisters all over her mouth. I try my best to keep distance myself away from this bitch. She is so fucking disgusting. No one ever got close to her.
I wonder how she dressed in the girls locker room?
Well shit.
1. I was a 16-year-old virgin(Still am. Well at least I got to second base a couple of times, so I'm not that mad.)
2. I didn't kissed any girls at that time, so I don't have herpes to give her. (Either way, her uncle probably gave it to her.)
3. She was fucking disgusting.
4. No fat/chubby chicks aloud.
My friend told me that he masturbated in the school bathroom several times, but he had to ditch school 'cos he made a hell of a mess on his clothes. He said it was a crazy experience because the thrill he got off of it was not getting caught, by our school advisers or staff. My friend is so fucking insane that in crowded school hallways he would grab a lot of girls asses. The girls noticed, but they couldn't do shit because he was so slick about it.
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I've jacked off in the woods before. It's fun watching semen fly onto leaves.
My friend told this kid that masturbating was "rubbing your dick on a radiator" when he was younger. The next day, the kid came into school like "I stood there rubbing my dick on the radiator for an hour and nothing happened!"
Lulz was had.
I played pocket pool in class sometimes to this hot teacher. Never got caught.
I masturbated in this bathroom while I was babysitting this milf's kid. I raided her panties drawer and HAD to bust a nut.
So.........
What's the news. Is it truly helpful. Lol.
Fucking LOL
That changed my life.
On topic, when I was 17 I worked at Burger King and this smoking hot Mexican girl gave me her order. Damn the image of that girl stuck in my mind, so about an hour later, when I was supposed to be washing dishes I snuck into the freezer and beat off through my BK pants.
Have it your way:)
- Latin class when I was 11
- While staring at a girl's thong in a classroom at the university
- In a movie theater, seated between my aunt and her daughter
- In the sea (very very hard to do)
- On a balcony, sperm falling from 5th floor.
Careful, if a crime gets commited there and the CSI investigate it, they'll find your jizz and place you at the crime scene.
"We found samples of your semen at the scene of the murder. I hate necrophiliacs. Book him."
Oh U
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