how can I kill my moms chihuahua?
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I need to do it in a way that I wouldn't be a suspect, because if anything happens to it, I will be the first person to be questioned.
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If you really don't like it that much, give it valium and it'll calm down.
Note this is a 14 lb dog, so dose accordingly bond with that nugga.
ALSO:
(lol, post 666)
I also hate Chihuahuas and most kinds of small annoying dogs. Especially poodles.
LOLOLOLOLOL A little shitbagger yapping and snapping at everything that moves that isn't its master. This was intended to be a temporary solution.
water+holding it under=dead dog that looked like it drowned.
but don't kill animals rip it's vocal chords out.
2. Put about 2 ounces of hot water into a glass jar and add a teaspoon full of lye. Mix it thoroughly.
3. Wait for the lye/water mixture to cool
4. Place 2 ounces of the beans into the liquid and let them soak for one hour.
5. Pour out the liquid being careful not to get any on exposed skin.
6. Rinse the beans off with cool water and then remove the outer husks with tweezers.
7. Put the bean pulp into a blender or coffee grinder with 4 ounces of acetone for every 1 oz. of beans.
8. Blend the pulp/acetone until it looks like milk.
9. Place the milky substance in a glass jar with an airtight lid for three days.
10. At the end of three days shake the jar to remix everything that’s started to settle then pour it into a coffee filter. Discard the liquid.
11. When no more liquid is dripping through the filter, squeeze the last of the acetone out of it without losing any of the bean pulp.
12. Spread the filter out on a pan covered with newspaper and let it dry stand until it is dry.
13. The final product must be as free of acetone and other contaminants as possible. If it is not powdery but still sort of moist and pulpy it must be combined with the appropriate amount of acetone again and let sit for one day.
14. Then repeat steps 9-12 again until a nice dry powder is produced.
Congratulations, you have just made Ricin! Due to the poisonous fumes, you are probably suffering from extreme diarrhea, vomiting, tightness of the lungs and frequent seizures. Since there is no cure, you have just received your one way ticket to hell, so you better hurry. Mix the powder with dog food and sit back and wait until you die/immediately kill yourself (preferably murder/suicide) or do some crazy stuff you've always wanted to do (rape). Seeking counsel from Greyfox/ArmsMerchant (not ate) is recommended for a pleasant and joyful death.
THIS INFORMATION IS FOR THEORETICAL PURPOSES ONLY. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PRACTICAL USE OF THESE INSTRUCTIONS.
lol This.
You'd be surprised.
I guess I should ask Bunghole then? Then again, I've exposed myself to mercury and other things, so I'm no person to talk.
I had a dog that ate around 2lbs of x-mas candy, mostly chocolate, and it was fine...
OP, "accidently" leave some rat poison out.
You are a sick fuck for wishing that on anything. May you choke on those ill bred, putrid humors that compose you.
But before that, pretend to develop an irrational fear of cliffs.
There, nobody will ever suspect you.
I personally think it sounds like it would be pretty full of lulz to watch.
You trollin' brah. And if you ain't, fuck you.
I think chocolate will do it..1.65 and the things out of your hair. Of course that's 1.65 going to damnation.
Normally I'd agree that nothing deserves that. But when it comes to a chihuahua.....:D
My friend had a 50/50 Chihuaua/Dachshund mix and it is a little fucker. It has drawn blood from me a couple times. I've booted it, but never beat it or anything.
Fuck it .... Get some ketamine
Fuck yeah, then I'll be too fucked up to care if the dog barks...:cool:
LOLOLOLOL I was looking at it the other way around. Your idea sounds much better.
No. :facepalm: