Official: Master of your domain contest thread

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  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited August 2010
    That means Steppenwolf wins. What the fuck, oh well there's gotta be a first time for everything, now is Steppenwolf's time to shine!

    Steppenwolf hasn't won...
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    Somebody needs to make a new list because it seems as though there is some confusion.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2010
    If ever there's a round 2, we should set up a webcam in a room full of kitties and tape each contestant's name onto the cat. As we all know, god kills a kitten everytime you masturbate.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    Yes but who is to say it will be any of the kitties in that givin room.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2010
    Have a kittycide of all the kittens outside the room :o
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    So the only cats left will be the ones that are in the room. Ingenious except for one thing. First of all there will be rebels who try to hide the kittens and if we killed them all how would they come back. I like the kitties.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2010
    Or just place the outside kittehs in a god-proof container until the contest is over. Also known as a Sciency-Athiest-HarryPotter-Mesh.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    Lmao ok well we have a plan. You heard em men. Kill all the kittens and cats. Oh and on a serious note somebody needs to fill us in on who is left. I want to know who else I have to beat before I win.
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited August 2010
    jarkof wrote: »
    Lmao ok well we have a plan. You heard em men. Kill all the kittens and cats. Oh and on a serious note somebody needs to fill us in on who is left. I want to know who else I have to beat before I win.

    I'll do another update tomorrow.
  • Malcolm XMalcolm X Regular
    edited August 2010
    I'll fap to celebrate your victory.





    No homo?
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    Ok sounds good.
  • zingalongzingalong Regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm still in it, i want a victory fap. no homo.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    Zingalong its on. I will not lose.
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited August 2010
    Steppenwolf hasn't won...

    Oh I thought it was just the 2 of em left.
  • edited August 2010
    I'm still in this too and I probably won't jerk off for a long time. I'm going back to Kent soon and I might even get laid before I fap it again if I try hard enough.

    So yeah, game's still on.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    Game will not end for awhile I dont think. I mean I cant really do it where I currently am. so yeah.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2010
    Here's some inspiration for those of you still in the game:

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/here-comes-judge
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    I want that judge to be mine. maybe he will let me off for a BJ!!!! Score.
  • zingalongzingalong Regular
    edited August 2010
    There is a 0% that i will be giving in. I promised myself i wont jack it till i find a girl to do it for me. Besides i feel so much better now that i have stopped to the point where i can't see myself ever going back to it! :eek:
  • zingalongzingalong Regular
    edited August 2010
    But if you guys want a round 2 then Jarkoff and I will just join the new one... Well i will at least, i don't really care about winning since it's just a competition against yourself.
  • minor69nerminor69ner Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    A little over a week...im still going strong. I haven't had any erotic dreams yet:(
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    Yeah I agree with zingalong. I mean I am not going to be doing it anytime soon so there is no point in even counting me till the next round. At the moment I cant.
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited August 2010
    Sorry for not doing the update yet, I need to get motivated. I'll try and do it tonight.
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited August 2010
    Im pretty sure its Zingalong, Steppenwolf and Jarkof left

    There's a lot more than just those three left.
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited August 2010
    Alright here's an update, faggots.

    8/5:
    Imaginarium
    Vizier
    Intoxicated Shaman
    FingerBlaster
    Jarkof

    8/6:
    blindbat
    minor69ner
    Wooden Pints
    A Pimp Named Slickback

    Out:
    Blunderful
    MJsaurus
    DirtySanchez
    FrY
    OvvarT
    BitterConflict
    Fanglekai
    Morningside
    Big baby jesus
    Dfg
    Icee Weiner
    Malcolm X
    People
    Masturbatron
    Mayberry
    Cloudcat
    Gorilla Guts
    :mad:ijuana
    Steppenwolf
    Evil_monkey
    Zingalong
    TruthWielder
  • SteppenwolfSteppenwolf Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    For all those concerned I failed yesterday, and fapped with joy! I'm restarting today though, steel my resolve and all that shit.
  • zingalongzingalong Regular
    edited August 2010
    I would like to tell myself "okay dude, just once a week" but i know that after that first taste of forbidden fruit, i will just be back to my old habits.

    The amazing thing i have found about not jacking it is that i stop going red in the face like kinkou. I'm blonde with fair skin and i have a tendency to go red when embarrassed or if i eat too quickly etc. After i stopped jacking i have stopped having hot flushes. Seriously, this effect is far better than any pleasure of masturbation. Even if it is just a coincidence that is further accentuated by a placebo like effect... It's worth it. :mad:
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited August 2010
    I don't know where you guys are getting all these positive effects of not masturbating from...when I stopped...I didn't notice shit. The one good thing that came from this contest is that I was fapping like every night before, and now I only fap like once every 3-4 nights. It's pretty swell.
  • evil_monkeyevil_monkey Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    I....am out of the contest.
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited August 2010
    I....am out of the contest.

    And then there were 11....
  • minor69nerminor69ner Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    I remember there was this study that said most guys can't go 3 weeks. I found it harder the first 3 days though. When you feel like jacking off just don't entertain the thoughts and do something else. I'm starting to have better workouts now ~ on day 10.
  • SkittlesSkittles Regular
    edited August 2010
    Click it, you know you want to.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2010
    I actually recognized a couple of them :o
  • SkittlesSkittles Regular
    edited August 2010
    To be honest I didn't try very hard to find orginal material :o
  • edited August 2010
    Oh hey... got laid before I had to jerk off.

    Just to let everyone know.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    I dont care were they were from. She was still hot. And yeah I am still going strong.
  • zingalongzingalong Regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm kinda over this, i really wanna have a fap... But i wont, simply because i dug my grave with all that crap i said before... I gotta get laid and quick...:mad:
  • minor69nerminor69ner Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    zingalong wrote: »
    I'm kinda over this, i really wanna have a fap... But i wont, simply because i dug my grave with all that crap i said before... I gotta get laid and quick...:mad:

    Same :angry:

    I will get laid before I jack off again. Ok maybe not laid but at least make out...
  • zingalongzingalong Regular
    edited August 2010
    minor69ner wrote: »
    Same :angry:

    I will get laid before I jack off again. Ok maybe not laid but at least make out...

    Come to perth and we will hit up every bar and club in the city, not stopping until we get some!!! I would have done this already but all my friends are pussies that would rather play starcraft and watch TV then try to get laid.:mad:
  • edited August 2010
    So did I win or not? You said don't masturbate, not "don't have sex".
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    So did I win or not? You said don't masturbate, not "don't have sex".

    Well if you won then I am confused how I got disqualified.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    I think that there is actually like 5 of us left. I think anyways. But yeah we need a new list.
  • zingalongzingalong Regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm still in this mother fuckers.
  • zingalongzingalong Regular
    edited August 2010
    Well for me it has been two weeks since i last fapped and i'm thinking of dropping out of the competition. I have proven to myself i can easily go two weeks and that masturbation doesn't have a hold over me. I'm definitely going to cut back though, no more 2-3 times a day. I have not fapped yet but i'm opting out of the comp.

    Congrats to everyone who lasted two weeks +, it is no small achievement. :)
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    Haha why thank you zingalong
  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited August 2010
    that is quite a feat fellas

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  • VizierVizier Regular
    edited August 2010
    I woke up with a massive boner today. I took a shower and it slowly began to subside, but it gets harder everyday. I walk in the street, I see a girl and I'm like... shit, I wanna tap that so bad.

    Still standing strong though.
  • TruthWielderTruthWielder Regular
    edited August 2010
    Lost a long time ago gents. I'm out.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    We need an official update on this. If you're still in, post.
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited August 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    We need an official update on this. If you're still in, post.

    I'll get an update in here tonight.
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